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Well, that was a day that left me too tired to type any news!

Today's video share features some pretty fun wordplay - in either direction!
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~ Pastor Tim 

It’s not rocket surgery.
First, get all your ducks on the same page.
After all, you can’t make an omelette
without breaking stride.

Be sure to watch what you write
with a fine-tuned comb.
Check and re-check until the cows turn blue.
It’s as easy as falling off a piece of cake.

Don’t worry about opening up
a whole hill of beans:
you can always burn that bridge when you come to it,
if you follow where I’m coming from.

Concentrate! Keep your door closed
and your enemies closer.
Finally, don’t take the moral high horse:
if the metaphor fits, walk a mile in it.

~ Brian Bilston

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English teacher in Mexico:

“Hi kids! Today we will learn a new word: wheelchair. Does anyone want to do a sentence with that word?”

Gabriele: “I ordered a taco but my friend Juan didn’t have any money so I told him, don’t worry, wheelchair.”

Positions are temporary.
Ranks and titles are limited.
But the way you treat people will always be remembered.

- Unknown

Five years after my wife, Brigid, and I were married, we received our final wedding gift -- an ice-cream maker.

In an attempt to cover procrastination with humor, the friend who sent it included a note: "I wanted to make sure the marriage would last."

Brigid wasn't amused, but she thought the present deserved a thank-you note anyway, which she dutifully sent five years later.

Her note read: "I wanted to be sure the ice-cream maker would last."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Susan Page writes . . . . 

- photo by Susan PageYears ago, when I worked in a Christian Bookstore, a title often asked for was How Shall We Then Live, written by Francis A. Schaeffer. Schaeffer was considered one of the foremost evangelical thinkers of the twentieth century. He wrote about the fate of the declining Western culture and argued that living by the Christian ethic and the Bible's morals and values is the only true solution.

Fast forward almost 50 years when this topic is just as relevant, if not more so.

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