2024 - Monthly Archive

🏌️‍♂️ A Golfer's Guide to Accidental Chaos

21 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2970

🏌️‍♂️ A Golfer's Guide to Accidental Chaos

After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did... read more..

21 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

12

Cybersalt News - November 21, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We got another wallop this week from what the weather people called a "bomb-cyclone." I think they called it that because they didn't want people to panick, lol. We did not... read more..

20 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

13

Procrastination Confessions

I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.... read more..

20 Nov

Susan Page

Susan Davis

70

This Life

- photo by Susan PageThis life can be lived with abundanceNew chapters are yet to unfoldEach page holds a mystery that’s hiddenWith treasures worth more than pure gold I can’t see the path, but God’s read more..

20 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

15

Quote #2310

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.” - Erma Bombeck... read more..

20 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

15

One-Liners #1875

I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.... read more..

20 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2047

In-Law Letter

When the man came home, his wife was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed. "My mother? How could she do that? She's on vacation on the other side of the world!" the man said. "I know. But ... read more..

20 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4690

Better by Train

A large two-engine train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance, one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer thought and carried on at half power. Fart... read more..

17 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

23

Cybersalt News - November 17, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. A few weeks ago I noticed the wheels on our car were spinning sliding when we were on wet roads. When I looked at our tires I noticed the rubber was getting pretty hard an... read more..

16 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

22

Quote #2309

“It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.” - Garrison Keillor... read more..

16 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

31

One-Liner #1874

Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes; that would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.... read more..

16 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

28

Laugh Your Sums Off ➕😂

A few puns make me numb, but math puns make me number.... read more..

16 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2074

Pao, Senhor?

He couldn't have been over six years old. Dirty face, barefooted, torn T-shirt, matted hair. He wasn't too different from the other hundred thousand or so street orphans that roam Rio de J... read more..

16 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4643

Actual Church Bulletin Bloopers

(From the Archives back in 1999) 1) Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. 2) The outreach committee has enlisted read more..

16 Nov

God's Penman

Shahbaz Latif

220

I Sure Miss Being a Spoiled Brat

After my last doctor's visit, I went to the Publix pharmacy to pick up new medicine. Doctors have a pill for every problem in the world—if only they all worked. I was early at the store, and my medic... read more..

14 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

27

Cybersalt News - November 14, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Storm season has returned to Cybersalt World Headquarters. We have being getting hit from all directions. It's working out well for Grandma Cybersalt because each time we h... read more..

Why You Should Avoid the Hard Rock Cafe: A Funny Warning

13 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3097

Why You Should Avoid the Hard Rock Cafe: A Funny Warning

Hey all, I am not usually into scare-mongering and internet-based rumor spreading, however this came to me earlier to day and it is something I felt I ought to share. I am sure that like minded people... read more..

13 Nov

Susan Page

Susan Davis

53

Not Yet Paradise

- photo by Susan PageA few days before an election that captured world attention, I was visiting a local botanical garden. After strolling through the spectacular outdoor gardens, I wandered into the read more..

13 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

29

Quote #2308

Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich. - Unknown... read more..

13 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

36

One-Liner #1873

Learning English: Before was was was, was was is.... read more..

13 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

30

Parting Ways with Style

My balding friend bought a new wig before moving away. So got him a comb ... as a parting gift.... read more..

13 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4796

Funny Answering Machines

"Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets." "Greetings, you have reached read more..

10 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

41

Cybersalt News - November 10, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. My friend, Dr. Mark Wagner, turned 65 yesterday. My friend, Dr. Harold McNabb, turned 77 earlier this year. I've always known that as I aged I would probably be seeing phy... read more..

09 Nov

Illustrations

Susan Davis

167

The Ambulance Down in the Valley

‘Twas a dangerous cliff, as they freely confessed,Though to walk near its crest was so pleasant;But over its terrible edge there had slippedA duke and full many a peasant.So the people said something ... read more..

09 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

112

Quote #2307

"If you can't see the sun you will be impressed with a street light. If you've never felt thunder and lightning you'll be impressed with fireworks. And if you turn your back on the greatness and majes read more..

09 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

39

One-Liner #1872

I run like the winded.... read more..

09 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

7428

Egotistical Encounter

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.... read more..

09 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7384

The Head Hog

The secretary picked up the phone and heard a very "countryfied" voice on the other end saying; "I want to talk to the head hog at the trough!" Puzzled, the secretary said, "Excuse me sir?" He repea... read more..

09 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2291

One Hundred Dollars from God

A Post Office worker at the main sorting office finds an unstamped, poorly hand-written envelope addressed to God. He opens it and discovers it is from an elderly lady, distressed because some thief ... read more..

09 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

131

As If I Didn’t Already Know

I've been accused of many things throughout my life, but never having a great memory. It's not that I don't try to remember things; I can't remember things I'm supposed to remember. It has nothing to... read more..