December 2024 - Monthly Archive

29 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

33

Cybersalt News - December 29, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone - for the last time in 2024! Grandma Cybersalt and I are praying that your 2025 will be a year of blessing, personal growth, and gratefulness to Jesus. It's a heck of a tim... read more..

28 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #2321

"It takes two years to learn to speak and sixty to learn to keep quiet." - Ernest Hemingway read more..

28 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Gift Parrot

There was a man who travelled all around the world. Every city he stopped in he would buy something for his mother and send it to her. On one such stop he found a parrot that spoke thirty diffe... read more..

Lesson in Teamwork: Buddy the Blind Horse 🚗

28 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Lesson in Teamwork: Buddy the Blind Horse 🚗

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, ... read more..

28 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

30

For All Comrades

Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.... read more..

28 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

25

One-Liner #1886

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream.... read more..

28 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

25

The Regifting Queen of the Family

Sitting around the Christmas tree with my family and opening up Christmas presents, it stirred fond memories of my Aunt Edith. She was known as The Regifting Queen of our family. And believe me, she e... read more..

28 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

188

It All Boils Down to One Thing

Of all the things I have learned, one has made a difference in my life. I hear stories about how married couples are unhappy. Today, something must be wrong with you if you haven't been divorced and ... read more..

24 Dec

Susan Page

82

It's Christmas Day

- photo by Susan PageI wish I were the star that sparkledSo brightly in the sky that nightTo show the Shepherds where to find HimThe babe, Emmanuel, the Lord of Light Or maybe I would be the mangerTh read more..

24 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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The Day After Christmas

'Twas the day after Christmas and all through the room Strewn wrappings were crying for use of a broom. The children were scattered the friends' gifts exploring Since now most of theirs read more..

Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)

24 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4774

Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)

1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says2. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted4. Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case5. S read more..

24 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

25

Quote #2320

"When we give each other Christmas gifts in His name, let us remember that He has given us the sun and the moon and the stars, and the earth with its forests and mountains and oceans - and all that li read more..

24 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

32

Melodic Assault 🎵

This morning I was walking down the street and I was hit by a violin, then a clarinet, and then a French horn! I think it was an orchestrated attack.... read more..

24 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

30

One-Liner #1885

I understand why we need warning labels on products but I think they should start including the back story of why the warning was necessary ... just to spice things up.... read more..

22 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

56

Cybersalt News - December 22, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. With yesterday being the Northern Hemisphere's winter solstice (the shortest day for daylight), today will be longer than yesterday by about 20 seconds. You know what that... read more..

21 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Christmas Downsizing

IMMEDIATE DOWNSIZING MEASURES EMPLOYED The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether th... read more..

21 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2781

Who Started Christmas?

A woman was out Christmas shopping with her two children. After many hours of looking at row after row of toys and everything else imaginable, and after hours of hearing both her children asking for e... read more..

21 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

43

School Shenanigans 🤣

I'm reading a book about school truancy by Marcus Absent.... read more..

21 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

45

Quote #2319

Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you've already got. - Cathy Guisewite... read more..

21 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

44

One-Liner #1884

If you've ever watched a butcher wrap pork chops, you've seen me wrapping Christmas presents. - Just Bill ‏@WilliamAder... read more..

21 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

180

Another Jingle Bell on the Tree

Working in my office the other morning, I heard some rattling noises on the other side of the house. Being as busy as I was, I didn't take the time to find out what that noise was all about. When I'm ... read more..

19 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

74

Cybersalt News - December 19, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. For the last month or so, Canada Post has been on strike. However the "posties" (not a bad term here in Canada) returned to work on Tuesday. Grandma Cybersalt and I could t... read more..

Licence to Krill: The Lobster Conspiracy Unveiled

18 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Licence to Krill: The Lobster Conspiracy Unveiled

After a day fishing in the ocean, a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket He is approached by the game warden who asks him for his fishing license. The fisherman says t... read more..

18 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

4388

Christmas Eve

by Ruth Sockett I have not wrapped a present and the paper's disappeared. The children are hysterical, they just found Santa's beard. The baby ate a Christmas ball, there's eggnog in my tea Daddy's ... read more..

18 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

263

Siberian Snow or Rain?

A Russian named Rudolph and his wife were on a train traveling across Siberia when it started snowing outside. His wife said, look Rudy, it's snowing. He said no, that is rain. She said I'm pretty su... read more..

18 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

48

Quote #2318

"Now you would think that if God so rules the world as to use an empire-wide census to bring Mary and Joseph to Bethlehem, he surely could have seen to it that a room was available in the inn. "Yes, read more..

18 Dec

Susan Page

141

O Come, O Come Emmanuel

- photo by Susan PageRecently, I attended a concert where traditional Christmas carols were beautifully shared. I deeply appreciate the rich history behind the words and the tradition of these sacred read more..

Childhood Memories: The Magic of Giving ✨

18 Dec

Illustrations

Susan Davis

52

Childhood Memories: The Magic of Giving ✨

In about my tenth year, as Christmas approached, I longed for an electric train. The times were those of economic depression, yet Mother and Dad purchased for me a lovely electric train. Christmas mo... read more..

18 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

50

One-Liner #1883

Do twins ever realize that one of them was unplanned?... read more..

15 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

66

Cybersalt News - December 15, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. Grandma Cybersalt and I had been looking forward to attending our church's Worship Team Christmas party last night, but we ended up stuck in traffic due to an accident fur... read more..