Monthly Archive

September 2023

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 64 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
What’s so Bad about a Knucklehead?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1592
4 min read

What’s so Bad about a Knucklehead?

As I got older, the least little thing brought back memories from a lifetime ago. From some of the memories, I must have had an incredible boyhood. Too bad I can't live it again. I might improve those... read more..
Preaching Assistant
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Preaching Assistant

A minister was called away unexpectedly by the illness of a close family member. He entrusted his new assistant with filling the pulpit. The Pastor's wife stayed home. When he returned, the minister ... read more..
Casserole Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Casserole Pun

Martha Stewart's recipe for chicken casserole is to boil the chicken in water and to then Dump the Stock.... read more..
Quote #2212
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2212

"Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it." - Unknown read more..
The Oyster
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

The Oyster

There once was an oyster Whose story I tell Who found that some sand Had got into his shell. It was only a grain but it gave him great pain. For oysters have feelings Although they're so plain. Now,... read more..
One-Liner #1777
One-liners
Susan Davis
1076
<1min

One-Liner #1777

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4856 - September 28, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
97
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4856 - September 28, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh Look Chicken Thursday - and happy 25th anniversary to the Cybersalt Digest! That's right, today is the 15th anniversary of the sending o... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 28, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1007
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 28, 2023

Oh Look Chicken Thursday - and happy 25th anniversary to the Cybersalt Digest! That's right, today is the 15th anniversary of the sending out my first newsletter. That first edition went on September... read more..
Seriously Hurt?
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4167
<1min

Seriously Hurt?

A policeman arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The officer rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver,  "Are you seriously hurt?" "How do I know?" th... read more..
Memories Can Be So Memorable
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1383
4 min read

Memories Can Be So Memorable

In growing older, I noticed a strange phenomenon. The older I get, the more I forget. I remember things that happened in my youth and the pressure of those memories is, are they true, or am I just mak... read more..
Quote #2211
Quotes
Susan Davis
1183
<1min

Quote #2211

"Our prayers may be awkward. Our attempts may be feeble. But since the power of prayer is in the One who hears it and not in the one who says it, our prayers do make a difference." - Max Lucado read more..
One-Liner #1776
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1776

(How to politely tell someone they are not very bright.) Wisdom has always been chasing you, but you have always been faster. read more..
Check that Address!
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5260
<1min

Check that Address!

Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana.  He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer (JenJohnson). Unfortunately, he forgot his wife's ... read more..
Boat Names
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3877
<1min

Boat Names

A boating magazine ran a contest for clever boat names. The following names reeled in the honors: Brace Yourself (owned by an orthodontist) Sir Osis of the River Aqua Seltzer Out to Launch Watert... read more..
Move Your Mind Forward
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Move Your Mind Forward

Whatever you dwell upon in your mind, you give power to. So of course it makes sense to focus on what you want rather than what you don't want. Yet there are many ways in which the things you don't wa... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4855 - September 24, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4855 - September 24, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Cybersalt World Headquarters is looking forward to welcoming back some significant rain this evening and in the ... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 24, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - September 24, 2023

Sunday greetings everyone! Cybersalt World Headquarters is looking forward to welcoming back some significant rain this evening and in the coming week. The last really good rain we experienced was ba... read more..
One-Liner #1775
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1775

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer.... read more..
Quote #2210
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2210

"The opinion of 10,000 men is of no value if none of them know anything about the subject." - Marcus Aurelius read more..
Buddhist Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Buddhist Pun

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.... read more..
Born Again
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Born Again

An irate subscriber stormed into a newspaper office waving the current edition, asking to see "whoever wrote the obituary column." When referred to a young reporter, he stormed, "You can see I'm very... read more..
Misbehaving Phone Call
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4060
<1min

Misbehaving Phone Call

Seven year old Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that John was misbehaving. "Wait a minute," she said. "I had ... read more..
Crime Stories
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3237
2 min read

Crime Stories

IN THE BAG A "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter. While making idle chatter, the customs official thought it odd that the golfer didn't know what a hand... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4854 - September 21, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
118
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4854 - September 21, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh Look Chicken Thursday! If you happen to end up on the Cybersalt Site today I apologize for how ugly it is. It broke earlier this week an... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 21, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
950
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 21, 2023

Oh Look Chicken Thursday! If you happen to end up on the Cybersalt Site today I apologize for how ugly it is. It broke earlier this week and since it was due for a major software migration in the sys... read more..
Fair Trial
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Fair Trial

A judge enters the courtroom, strikes the gavel and says, "Before I begin this trial, I have an announcement to make. The lawyer for the defense has paid me $15,000 to swing the case his way. The law... read more..
Quote #2209
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2209

"If speaking kindly to plants helps them grow, imagine what speaking kindly to humans can do." - Unknown read more..
One-Liner #1774
One-liners
Susan Davis
1118
<1min

One-Liner #1774

My superpower is holding on to stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.... read more..
Birth Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Birth Pun

A doctor had just delivered twins. They were a boy and a girl. The head nurse brought them out for their father to see. He could hardly believe his good fortune. The girl baby had a pink blanket wrapp... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4853 - September 17, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4853 - September 17, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Today's video share is a first for me: a video from TikTok. The fellow featured in this video has such an infect... read more..
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