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Oh Look Chicken Thursday!

If you happen to end up on the Cybersalt Site today I apologize for how ugly it is. It broke earlier this week and since it was due for a major software migration in the system it is bult on (Joomla!) I opted for a forward stepping  messy fix instead of backward stepping repair I would only be undoing in the near future.

Today's video share is a fun look at what happens, and how confusing and disappointing it can be, when you finally catch something elusive that you have been chasing for a long time.
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

~ Pastor Tim 

A judge enters the courtroom, strikes the gavel and says,

"Before I begin this trial, I have an announcement to make. The lawyer for the defense has paid me $15,000 to swing the case his way. The lawyer for the plaintiff has paid me $10,000 to swing the case her way. In order to make this a fair trial, I am returning $5,000 to the defense."

My superpower is holding on to stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

A doctor had just delivered twins. They were a boy and a girl. The head nurse brought them out for their father to see. He could hardly believe his good fortune. The girl baby had a pink blanket wrapped around her and the boy baby was enclosed in a blue blanket.

He took one step forward just so he could touch the babies and believe they had finally arrived. As he started to touch them the nurse took a step backwards and said, "You can't touch those babies. You aren't sterile!"

With out missing a beat, he retorted "You're telling me I'm not sterile!"

"If speaking kindly to plants helps them grow, imagine what speaking kindly to humans can do."

- Unknown

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.

7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.

8. If I think it's mine, it's mine.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.