Monthly Archive

August 2023

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 58 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Heard on Camera
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
1156
2 min read

Heard on Camera

These are actual comments made by Georgia State Troopers that were taken off their car videos: 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the han... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4845 - August 17, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
97
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4845 - August 17, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh Look Chicken Thursday! One of the Cybersalt Team who helps put together part of the digest is a refugee who is trying to escape the coun... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 17, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
936
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 17, 2023

Oh Look Chicken Thursday! One of the Cybersalt Team who helps put together part of the digest is a refugee who is trying to escape the country he fled to (an in which he is not safe) 10 years ago. Re... read more..
Book Return
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
1324
<1min

Book Return

A week ago, my mother-in-law began reading "The Exorcist." She said it was the most evil book she had ever read. So evil, in fact, that she couldn't finish it. She took it over to the beach and th... read more..
Who Invented the AutoCorrect?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1564
4 min read

Who Invented the AutoCorrect?

The other day I recognized something that had been happening for quite a while. As I was texting. I noticed that there was AutoCorrect. So whenever I spelled a word, it would finish the spelling befor... read more..
Thanks
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4939
<1min

Thanks

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around.  Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on.  Finally he ... read more..
Job Interviews
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2243
<1min

Job Interviews

Before my son could start going on job interviews, he needed to dress the part. That, he decided, required a $500 suit. "What!?" I answered, gagging at the price tag. "I've bought cars for $500!" "T... read more..
Quote #2199
Quotes
Susan Davis
1109
<1min

Quote #2199

"He who does not desire power is fit to hold it." - Plato read more..
One-Liner #1764
One-liners
Susan Davis
1148
<1min

One-Liner #1764

Very proud to have just finished my 7th marathon in 7 days - or 'Snickers' as they are now called.... read more..
Beach Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3706
2 min read

Beach Pun

A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, exce... read more..
One-Liner #1766
One-liners
Susan Davis
1023
<1min

One-Liner #1766

I find it hard to believe that bears made porridge and the only thing wrong with it was the temperature.... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 13, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
995
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 13, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was no Cybersalt Digest last Chicken Thursday due to Grandma Cybersalt and I getting to spend some bonus time with our visitors. In this case, bonus time equals the ... read more..
I’m Too Smart to be Stupid
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1442
4 min read

I’m Too Smart to be Stupid

After being married for over 50 years, my wife, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, knows more about me than I know about myself. At least, that's the perception I get from her actions. It must... read more..
Plane Seat
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4072
<1min

Plane Seat

It was Judi's first plane trip. Boarding the aircraft she settled into a window seat in the quietest part of the plane. A man came over and politely said, "Ma'am, you're in my seat." "Go away and f... read more..
Bathroom Supply
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3672
<1min

Bathroom Supply

In search of a new shower for our home, my wife and I went to a bathroom-supply store. We discussed our needs with a young saleswoman. Since it was near closing time, we had to curtail our discussion... read more..
Christianity Is a Crutch
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2772
2 min read

Christianity Is a Crutch

By Reverend Isaac Unger - Used With Permission I clearly recall the day that one of my professors and I sat for several hours discussing the validity of Christianity's claims and the credibility of t... read more..
Quote #2200
Quotes
Susan Davis
1103
<1min

Quote #2200

"There are two ways to read Scripture - the way a lawyer reads a will and the way an heir reads a will." - Alexander Whyte read more..
One-Liner #1765
One-liners
Susan Davis
1124
<1min

One-Liner #1765

"She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said, 'There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!' So I bought her an electric chair." - Red Skelton read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4844 - August 6, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
123
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4844 - August 6, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! There was no Cybersalt Digest last Chicken Thursday due to Grandma Cybersalt and I getting to spend some bonus ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4843 - August 3, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
126
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4843 - August 3, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are enjoying a visit with our friend (my late friend's wife) and two of their children. ... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 3, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
977
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 3, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are enjoying a visit with our friend (my late friend's wife) and two of their children. It is bittersweet that Darrell is not here and I miss him so... read more..
Helicopter Ride
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4363
<1min

Helicopter Ride

Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter." Edna always replied, "I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is... read more..
Dizzy Is As Dizzy Says
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1448
4 min read

Dizzy Is As Dizzy Says

Several years ago, I had a heart attack, which surprised my family and friends, who didn't know I had a heart. I was not sure I had a heart either until that day it attacked me. What my heart had aga... read more..
Quote #2198
Quotes
Susan Davis
1064
<1min

Quote #2198

Faith can move mountains but don't be surprised if God hands you the shovel. - Unknown... read more..
Computer Cup Holder
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6324
<1min

Computer Cup Holder

This is the call a Tech Rep friend of mine took one day: Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?" Tech Rep: "Yes, it is.  How may I help you?" Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am... read more..
Bell Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
9347
<1min

Bell Pun

Fran and Al were honeymooning in France, visiting all the historic sites. Today's highlight was to have been the visit to the famous bell tower at the Cathedral of Saint Lorraine near Nice. They had ... read more..
Red Tape
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2346
<1min

Red Tape

A friend of mine was in the hospital awaiting the arrival of her first child. When I telephoned the hospital to see if the baby had arrived, the nurse said it had. I asked if it was a boy or girl and... read more..
One-Liner #1763
One-liners
Susan Davis
1213
<1min

One-Liner #1763

The word queue is ironic - it's just a 'q' with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line.... read more..
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