April 2023 - Monthly Archive

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4821 - April 30, 2023

30 Apr

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4821 - April 30, 2023

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I had a great time at the www.jdayusa.com conference last week in Austin, Texas, and... read more..

30 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - April 30, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I had a great time at the www.jdayusa.com conference last week in Austin, Texas, and we super enjoyed the extra days we spent there - including ... read more..

29 Apr

Suneel Barkat

Rev. Suneel Barkat

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Silence of God

When we look at the nature of God, we come to know that He is a loving God and always keeps his fellowship with human beings because He created them in His own image. Man has the skill to speak, liste... read more..

Where is The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage?

29 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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4 min read

Where is The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage?

Our family's Christmas this year was the best one yet. But, of course, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage says that every year. I completely agree with her this year. Our great-granddaughter serv... read more..

29 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Safe Keeping

When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become collectors' items. I went to the bank and picked up a hundred, serially numbered and still in their original band. On ... read more..

29 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Archeological Pun

After a heavy day's digging at the archeological site in Norway, researchers uncovered a priceless statue of the ancient Norse thunder god. He had bulging muscles and imposing stance, and his famous g... read more..

29 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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The Perishing Parish

A pastor had had a bad week. On Sunday he was very frustrated and he began his sermon, "Everyone in this parish is going to hell if they don't change their ways." One man in the back began to laugh. ... read more..

22 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

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One-Liner #1741

One day you'll be thankful things didn't work out the way you want them to.... read more..

22 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #2177

"The love we have in our youth is superficial compared to the love that an old man has for his old wife." - Will Durant read more..

20 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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4 min read

Has Anyone Seen My Marbles?

Whenever a week goes by without any hitches, I have learned that something somewhere is wrong. I have lived long enough to realize that problems are a part of life. Most of mine were created by me. I... read more..

20 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Candy Bars

A middle-aged man was waiting for the bus. While he waited, he watched a young boy eat five candy bars, one right after the other. He said to the boy, "Eating all that candy is bad for your health an... read more..

20 Apr

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4820 - April 20, 2023

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - and happy 31st birthday to my daughter, Esther Bunny! The news today is that Grandma Cybersalt and I are flying... read more..

20 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - April 20, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and happy 31st birthday to my daughter, Esther Bunny! The news today is that Grandma Cybersalt and I are flying to Austin, Texas for JDAY USA (jdayusa.com.) That mea... read more..

19 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

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One-Liner #1740

Some days you eat salad and work out; some days you have cupcakes and pizza. It's called balance.... read more..

19 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Quantum Date

Every Friday after work, a mathematician goes down to the Ice Cream Parlor, sits in the second-to-last seat, turns to the last seat, which is empty, and asks a girl, who isn't there, if he can buy her... read more..

19 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Atomic Pun

Two atoms are eating in a restaurant. Suddenly one says to the other, "I've just lost one of my electrons!" "Are you sure?" asks the other. "Yes," replied the first atom, "I'm positive."... read more..

19 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Court Wisdom

Several women, each trying to one-up the other, appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived. The judge, with Solomon... read more..

19 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #2176

"The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them." - Bill Vaughan read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4819 - April 16, 2023

16 Apr

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4819 - April 16, 2023

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! I am happy to report that the efforts to bring Pastor Suneel Barkat to church plant in Canada have reached 87.5... read more..

15 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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4 min read

Green Thumb Versus Black and Blue Thumb

If you came to our parsonage, you would discover all over our property, plants and flowers. Just don’t ask me to identify what they are. I can tell a plant from a flower, but that’s as far as it goes ... read more..

15 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

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One-Liner #1739

I wish I were a little kid so I can just take a nap and everyone will be proud of me.... read more..

15 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #2175

"Fear of something is at the root of hate for others, and hate within will eventually destroy the hater." - George Washington Carver read more..

15 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Interview Bloopers

Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees. * A job applicant challenged t... read more..

15 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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April Showers

We all know that April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!... read more..

15 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Newcomers

While serving as church usher, I was carrying out our tradition of escorting parishioners to their seats before the service began. After I returned to the entrance of the sanctuary to escort the next ... read more..

15 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - April 16, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! I am happy to report that the efforts to bring Pastor Suneel Barkat to church plant in Canada have reached 87.5% of what is required. Please keep praying for God's perfect... read more..

13 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

Aunt Karen

The teacher gave her fifth-grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.... read more..

13 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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4 min read

If Only I Would Take Notes

As a writer, I always have a small notebook in my shirt pocket to take notes when I have an idea. I don’t have too many ideas, so I want to write down any I get so I don’t forget them. That has helped... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4818 - April 13, 2023

13 Apr

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4818 - April 13, 2023

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Work, work, work - that's the news around Cybersalt World Headquarters. Today's video share is about a man who w... read more..

13 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - April 13, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Work, work, work - that's the news around Cybersalt World Headquarters. Today's video share is about a man who went grocery shopping and ended up with a pet - again!Click ... read more..