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Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and happy 31st birthday to my daughter, Esther Bunny!

The news today is that Grandma Cybersalt and I are flying to Austin, Texas for JDAY USA (jdayusa.com.)  That means there probably will not be a mailing until Sunday April, 30th - but we'll see!

Today's video share is a reminder to try things that may be specifically harder for us than others.
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Every Friday after work, a mathematician goes down to the Ice Cream Parlor, sits in the second-to-last seat, turns to the last seat, which is empty, and asks a girl, who isn't there, if he can buy her some ice-cream.

The owner, who is used to the weird, local university types, always shrugs but keeps quiet. But when Valentine's Day arrives, and the mathematician makes a particularly heart wrenching plea into empty space, curiosity gets the better of him, and he says, "I apologize for my stupid questions, but surely you know there is NEVER a woman sitting in that last stool, man. Why do you persist in asking out empty space?"

The mathematician replies, "Well, according to quantum physics, empty space is never truly empty. Virtual particles come into existence and vanish all the time. You never know when the proper wave function will collapse and a girl might suddenly appear there."

The owner raises his eyebrows. "Really? Interesting. But couldn't you just ask one of the girls who comes here every Friday if you could buy HER some ice-cream? Never know... she might say yes."

The mathematician laughs. "Yeah, right. How likely is THAT to happen?"

Some days you eat salad and work out; some days you have cupcakes and pizza. It's called balance.

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Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

Two atoms are eating in a restaurant.

Suddenly one says to the other, "I've just lost one of my electrons!"

"Are you sure?" asks the other.

"Yes," replied the first atom, "I'm positive."

"The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them."

- Bill Vaughan

Several women, each trying to one-up the other, appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived.

The judge, with Solomon-like wisdom decreed, "Okay, I'm ready to hear the evidence. I'll hear from the oldest person first."

The case was dismissed for lack of testimony.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

Whenever a week goes by without any hitches, I have learned that something somewhere is wrong.

I have lived long enough to realize that problems are a part of life. Most of my were created by me. I guess I’m a great creator in that regard. I don’t think there is any reward for that kind of creativity.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.