April 2021 - Monthly Archive

28 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

734

Quote #2004

A little girl asked her brother, "What is love?" He replied, "Love is when you steal chocolate from my lunch bag everyday and I still put it in the same place." - Unknown read more..

28 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

668

One-Liner #1567

Vacation: What you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking all along!... read more..

New Normal: If It's Free, It Ain't for Me

25 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1020

New Normal: If It's Free, It Ain't for Me

Once when I wore a younger man's suit I would take anything free. I assumed it was my right to get something free. Then I had a conversation with my grandfather. If anybody knew how to squeeze a... read more..

25 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

699

Cybersalt News - April 25, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! The news today is that I can hardly wait until Wednesday to follow up on some of your replies to the news on Wednesday. Some of you are a real hoot! Today's video share is... read more..

24 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1001

Quote #2003

"Remember, despite how open, peaceful, and loving you attempt to be, people can only meet you as deeply as they've met themselves." - Matt Kahn read more..

24 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

725

One-Liner #1566

She drives a vehicle that costs $1,000 a mile ... a shopping cart.... read more..

24 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3840

Nesting Birds

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober A Goober named Pam is appearing on "Who Wants To Be A Milli... read more..

24 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2332

Nap on My Watch!

“Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.”... read more..

Hints, Communication, Marriage, Lesson Learned

24 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2016

Hints, Communication, Marriage, Lesson Learned

My father, a submariner, was often out at sea for family occasions. As a result, he sometimes forgot about them. One year he missed my mother's birthday. Unfortunately, it was impossible for her to t... read more..

22 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

619

Cybersalt News - April 22, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is lots of news to catch up on this week. First of all, last week I asked if anyone could tell me what it said on my t-shirt in my vaccination picture. Congratulatio... read more..

21 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3165

Natural Laws

"The Law of Volunteering"If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead. "The Law of Avoiding Oversell"When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse. "The La read more..

21 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

675

Quote #2002

"In a society that profits from your self-doubt, liking yourself is a rebellious act." - Unknown read more..

21 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

687

One-Liner #1565

She calls her car "flattery" because it gets her nowhere.... read more..

21 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2103

Meeoowww!

“Gossip : Letting the chat out of the bag!”... read more..

21 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1700

Marital Difficulties

From "The Brandon Republican and Eastern Advocate," of Brandon, Mississippi, Volume 1, Number 39, December 29, 1837 NOTICE TO YOUNG LADIES, WIDOWS AND OLD MAIDS Whereas my husband, Isaac W. Odom, le... read more..

21 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3539

Engineering Dictionary

What the Engineer Says (and what it means) A number of different approaches are being tried.(We are still grasping at straws.) We're working on a fresh approach to the problem.(We just hired three k... read more..

18 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

891

What’s so Peasy About Easy?

I am nowhere to be found when it comes to crafts, remodeling, and just plain fixer-uppers. My carpentry skills are nowhere to be found even though I've looked for a long time. If I try to fix somethin... read more..

18 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

619

Cybersalt News - April 18, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I recently discovered that the Cybersalt newsletter archives are showing the same issue over and over and over again instead of the different issue that went out in ea... read more..

17 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

675

Quote #2001

"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony read more..

17 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2210

Disney Security

A long time ago, when the internet was just beginning and simple passwords were needed to protect accounts, my kids were among those who loved going on the Web. They kept track of their passwords by w... read more..

17 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1980

Charitable Giving

A large, well built man visited the church and asked to see the pastor's wife, who was well known for her charity. As he spoke to her he said in a voice breaking with emotion, 'I'd like to draw your... read more..

17 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3040

In the Bag

I had an offer from a large company and they offered to fly me out to the meeting on business class. During the return flight we were given gourmet brownies and cookies. Not hungry, I decided to save ... read more..

17 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

787

One-Liner #1564

Overheard: Young bride to friend ... "I'm glad my parents chose my husband for me; I'd hate to think I'd picked him myself."... read more..

15 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

552

Cybersalt News - April 15, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There was no mailing on Sunday due to a software update that broke something. As you can see, it's all fixed! The big news around Cybersalt World Headquarters is that Gran... read more..

14 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5971

Irritation, Aggravation And Frustration

A boy asks his father to explain the differences among irritation, aggravation, and frustration. Dad picks up the phone and dials a number at random. When the phone is answered he asks, "Can I speak... read more..

11 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

998

Seeing Can Be Rather Expensive

As I get older, and my goal is to get as old as I can, I begin to realize some of the things I haven't noticed in my life. You know how it is; things creep up little by little, and then all of a sudde... read more..

10 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

768

Quote #2000

"If you add anything to Christ, you lose Christ. Salvation is in Christ alone, by grace alone, through faith alone." - John Stott read more..

10 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

644

One-Liner #1563

He who hesitates is interrupted!... read more..

10 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3353

Heavenly Music

I attend a small village church in rural Pennsylvania. On any given Sunday, we may have six or seven faithful little ones who come with their parents for the entire church service. Pastor has a white... read more..

10 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2067

Duet or Not

If Cher were to get cloned, would she be Cher and Cher alike?... read more..