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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

There was no mailing on Sunday due to a software update that broke something. As you can see, it's all fixed!

The big news around Cybersalt World Headquarters is that Grandma Cybersalt and I got the AstraZeneca jab yesterday (part one.)

The vile news is that I got a souvenir vile from the pharmacy - empty of course!

Now for something fun: in the my vaccination selfie on the right, you can see some of the letters on my t-shirt. Can any of you figure out what it says?

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

~ Pastor Tim

I attend a small village church in rural Pennsylvania. On any given Sunday, we may have six or seven faithful little ones who come with their parents for the entire church service.

Pastor has a white bag which gets passed from child to child, making sure they get equal turns to put something in for him to talk about. Each Sunday, Pastor calls all the little children up to him and he opens the bag to find a "surprise" on which he bases his children's sermon.

Last week, the bag went home with a little guy who spends many hours a week on church related activities. His parents and older brother are very active and so, in turn, is he. When Pastor opened the bag, there was a copy of Handel's Messiah which was very appropriate for Easter Sunday. (His parents and brother sing in the choir.)

Pastor and the children had a lively discussion going on about the joy and happiness that music brings to the service. As he closed the little talk, Pastor said, " Yes, music is a wonderful part of our service. What would church be like if there was none?"

Without skipping a beat, the little boy who had brought the music called out, "About a half an hour!"

Nobody could argue that.

Sherry E. Heard, (C)  2005
Used With Permission

He who hesitates is interrupted!

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

If Cher were to get cloned, would she be Cher and Cher alike?

"If you add anything to Christ, you lose Christ. Salvation is in Christ alone, by grace alone, through faith alone."

- John Stott

The proprietor of a small village drugstore was called out one sleepy summer morning, leaving the establishment temporarily under the sole management of a very young, and very uneducated, clerk.

"Just answer the phone if it rings, Jim," instructed the proprietor.

The phone rang.

"Hello," said the clerk.

"Do you have streptomycin and aureomycin?" asked a voice at the other end.

The clerk scratched his head, then said, "Ma'am, when I said 'Hello' I told you everything I know!"

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

For some reason, the last several weeks we have been getting many visitors at our door. I'm not sure if this is a general trend or if it is just our door. Some of them have been salesmen, religious people, scam artists, and a host of other people.

They only had one goal in mind, and that was to get our money. I guess I have not realized how wealthy I am. Everybody wants my money. If they only knew how little money I had, they would be running away from our house. I can't even get my money because I'm not sure where it is.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.