Monthly Archive

April 2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 53 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quote #2004
Quotes
Susan Davis
1366
<1min

Quote #2004

  A little girl asked her brother, "What is love?" He replied, "Love is when you steal chocolate from my lunch bag everyday and I still put it in the same place." - Unknown read more..
One-Liner #1567
One-liners
Susan Davis
1333
<1min

One-Liner #1567

Vacation: What you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking all along!... read more..
New Normal: If It's Free, It Ain't for Me
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1758
4 min read

New Normal: If It's Free, It Ain't for Me

Once when I wore a younger man's suit I would take anything free. I assumed it was my right to get something free. Then I had a conversation with my grandfather. If anybody knew how to squeeze a... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4640 - April 25, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
70
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4640 - April 25, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! The news today is that I can hardly wait until Wednesday to follow up on some of your replies to the news on Wed... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 25, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1217
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 25, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! The news today is that I can hardly wait until Wednesday to follow up on some of your replies to the news on Wednesday. Some of you are a real hoot! Today's video share is... read more..
Quote #2003
Quotes
Susan Davis
1950
<1min

Quote #2003

"Remember, despite how open, peaceful, and loving you attempt to be, people can only meet you as deeply as they've met themselves."  - Matt Kahn read more..
One-Liner #1566
One-liners
Susan Davis
1417
<1min

One-Liner #1566

She drives a vehicle that costs $1,000 a mile ... a shopping cart.... read more..
Nesting Birds
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4628
2 min read

Nesting Birds

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober A Goober named Pam is appearing on "Who Wants To Be A Milli... read more..
Nap on My Watch!
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2932
<1min

Nap on My Watch!

“Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.”... read more..
Hints, Communication, Marriage, Lesson Learned
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2721
<1min

Hints, Communication, Marriage, Lesson Learned

My father, a submariner, was often out at sea for family occasions. As a result, he sometimes forgot about them. One year he missed my mother's birthday. Unfortunately, it was impossible for her to t... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4639 - April 22, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
89
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4639 - April 22, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! There is lots of news to catch up on this week. First of all, last week I asked if anyone could tell me what it ... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 22, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1140
2 min read

Cybersalt News - April 22, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is lots of news to catch up on this week. First of all, last week I asked if anyone could tell me what it said on my t-shirt in my vaccination picture. Congratulatio... read more..
Natural Laws
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3779
<1min

Natural Laws

"The Law of Volunteering"If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead. "The Law of Avoiding Oversell"When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse. "The La read more..
Quote #2002
Quotes
Susan Davis
1408
<1min

Quote #2002

"In a society that profits from your self-doubt, liking yourself is a rebellious act." - Unknown read more..
One-Liner #1565
One-liners
Susan Davis
1391
<1min

One-Liner #1565

She calls her car "flattery" because it gets her nowhere.... read more..
Meeoowww!
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2773
<1min

Meeoowww!

“Gossip : Letting the chat out of the bag!”... read more..
Marital Difficulties
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2356
<1min

Marital Difficulties

From "The Brandon Republican and Eastern Advocate," of Brandon, Mississippi, Volume 1, Number 39, December 29, 1837 NOTICE TO YOUNG LADIES, WIDOWS AND OLD MAIDS Whereas my husband, Isaac W. Odom, le... read more..
Engineering Dictionary
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4378
1 min read

Engineering Dictionary

What the Engineer Says (and what it means) A number of different approaches are being tried.(We are still grasping at straws.) We're working on a fresh approach to the problem.(We just hired three k... read more..
What’s so Peasy About Easy?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1618
4 min read

What’s so Peasy About Easy?

I am nowhere to be found when it comes to crafts, remodeling, and just plain fixer-uppers. My carpentry skills are nowhere to be found even though I've looked for a long time. If I try to fix somethin... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4638 - April 18, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
77
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4638 - April 18, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! I recently discovered that the Cybersalt newsletter archives are showing the same issue over and over and over a... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 18, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1120
2 min read

Cybersalt News - April 18, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I recently discovered that the Cybersalt newsletter archives are showing the same issue over and over and over again instead of the different issue that went out in ea... read more..
Quote #2001
Quotes
Susan Davis
1256
<1min

Quote #2001

"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony read more..
Disney Security
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2829
<1min

Disney Security

A long time ago, when the internet was just beginning and simple passwords were needed to protect accounts, my kids were among those who loved going on the Web. They kept track of their passwords by w... read more..
Charitable Giving
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2644
<1min

Charitable Giving

A large, well built man visited the church and asked to see the pastor's wife, who was well known for her charity. As he spoke to her he said in a voice breaking with emotion, 'I'd like to draw your... read more..
In the Bag
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3810
<1min

In the Bag

I had an offer from a large company and they offered to fly me out to the meeting on business class. During the return flight we were given gourmet brownies and cookies. Not hungry, I decided to save ... read more..
One-Liner #1564
One-liners
Susan Davis
1498
<1min

One-Liner #1564

Overheard: Young bride to friend ... "I'm glad my parents chose my husband for me; I'd hate to think I'd picked him myself."... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4637 - April 15, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
153
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4637 - April 15, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! There was no mailing on Sunday due to a software update that broke something. As you can see, it's all fixed! Th... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 15, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1086
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 15, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There was no mailing on Sunday due to a software update that broke something. As you can see, it's all fixed! The big news around Cybersalt World Headquarters is that Gran... read more..
Irritation, Aggravation And Frustration
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6790
<1min

Irritation, Aggravation And Frustration

A boy asks his father to explain the differences among irritation, aggravation, and frustration. Dad picks up the phone and dials a number at random. When the phone is answered he asks, "Can I speak... read more..
Seeing Can Be Rather Expensive
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1696
4 min read

Seeing Can Be Rather Expensive

As I get older, and my goal is to get as old as I can, I begin to realize some of the things I haven't noticed in my life. You know how it is; things creep up little by little, and then all of a sudde... read more..
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