Monthly Archive

January 2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 73 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Bug! Bug! Where’s The Bug?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1820
4 min read

Bug! Bug! Where’s The Bug?

As far back as I can remember, every time I would leave the house,the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage would say, "Be careful. Drive safely."It’s as though she doesn’t think I could drive carefully ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4618 - January 31, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
78
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4618 - January 31, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Growing up, most of us were probably told not to judge a book by its cover. Apparently that wisdom also applies t... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 31, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1111
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 31, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Growing up, most of us were probably told not to judge a book by its cover. Apparently that wisdom also applies to continents! Now, I'm not talking about Australia, which ... read more..
One-Liner #1544
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1544

Middle Age: When a broad mind and a narrow waist change places.... read more..
Quote #1981
Quotes
Susan Davis
1673
<1min

Quote #1981

"Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom." - Marcel Proust read more..
Casual Perspective
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2895
<1min

Casual Perspective

When the news anchor reported the headlines of the day, he was nattily attired in a crisp grey suit, but whenever he broadcast an opinion piece, he insisted on wearing his bathrobe on the air because ... read more..
The Cowboy's Ten Commandments
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2888
<1min

The Cowboy's Ten Commandments

1) Just one God. 2) Honor yer Ma & Pa. 3) No telling tales or gossipin'. 4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting. 5) Put nothin' before God. 6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal. 7) No k read more..
Commercial Reward
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3838
<1min

Commercial Reward

After breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for John to comment on my first attempt at homemade cinnamon rolls. After several minutes with no reaction, I asked, "If I baked these commercially, how much... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4617 - January 28, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
87
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4617 - January 28, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday. Just over 3 weeks ago, when we were all really distracted by another news story on January 6th, an event took pla... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 28, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1118
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 28, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. Just over 3 weeks ago, when we were all really distracted by another news story on January 6th, an event took place that demands Chicken Thursday attention. So today is the... read more..
TV Complaint
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3853
<1min

TV Complaint

A old-time farmer finally decided to buy a TV.  The store assured him that they would install the antenna and TV the next day. The next evening the farmer turned on his new TV and found only pol... read more..
Quote #1980
Quotes
Susan Davis
1748
<1min

Quote #1980

  "No one is you, and that is your power." - Dave Grohl read more..
One-Liner #1543
One-liners
Susan Davis
1358
<1min

One-Liner #1543

It's true that money talks ... mine just said, "Good-bye!"... read more..
Please Don't Carry On
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1608
<1min

Please Don't Carry On

I told my suitcases that there will be no vacation this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage!... read more..
Vacation Location
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3592
<1min

Vacation Location

A vacationer e-mailed a seaside hotel to ask its location. "It's only a stone's throw away from the beach," he was told. "But how will I recognize it?" asked the man. The reply was, "It's the one w... read more..
Growing Up, Parenting
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2413
<1min

Growing Up, Parenting

My friend's preparations for a visit from her children included a trip to the bank. Waiting in line at the teller's window, she lamented to the middle-aged man behind her, "My children are in their 2... read more..
Being Nice Does Have Its Rewards
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1598
4 min read

Being Nice Does Have Its Rewards

It was one of those weeks. It seems that every week of mine is "one of those weeks." Just when I think everything was looking fine, I discovered I was looking in the wrong direction. I should know bet... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4616 - January 24, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
87
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4616 - January 24, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsPastor "Attacked" in ChurchSunday greetings everyone! You may have noticed that when one of you shares something with me, which I turn aroun... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 24, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1257
2 min read

Cybersalt News - January 24, 2021

Pastor "Attacked" in ChurchSunday greetings everyone! You may have noticed that when one of you shares something with me, which I turn around and share here, I usually change your first name or last ... read more..
Quote #1979
Quotes
Susan Davis
1873
<1min

Quote #1979

  "Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation." - John Silver, Black Sails read more..
I Do Confess
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1433
<1min

I Do Confess

"Forgive me Father, Pastor, Vicar, Padre, Priest ... for I have synonymed." - Curier Black | Inheritthemirth.com  read more..
One-Liner #1542
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1542

Overweight: Living beyond your seams.... read more..
Best Guide
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3920
<1min

Best Guide

I understand the fix a local hunting guide got himself into. His party became hopelessly lost in the mountains and they blamed him for leading them astray. "You told us you were the best guide in Co... read more..
Unfolding the Rose
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2943
2 min read

Unfolding the Rose

A young, new preacher was walking with an older, more seasoned preacher in the garden one day. Feeling a bit insecure about what God had for him to do, he was asking the older preacher for some advice... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4615 - January 21, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
93
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4615 - January 21, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday. Today's date is very lean in it's use of numbers - namely 0, 1, and 2. It is 21/01/2021. In military time, t... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 21, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1145
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 21, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. Today's date is very lean in it's use of numbers - namely 0, 1, and 2. It is 21/01/2021. In military time, this evening at 21 seconds after 9:21pm it will be 21:21:21 ... read more..
New Found Interest
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4083
<1min

New Found Interest

Seeing my 11-year-old son perusing a website filled with photos of an attractive pop-star, I commented, "She certainly is pretty.  Which picture do you like best?" "I don't know," he mumbled, em... read more..
15 Minutes
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3996
<1min

15 Minutes

A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated he was going to prove there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "G... read more..
Quote #1978
Quotes
Susan Davis
1763
<1min

Quote #1978

  "God does not give us everything we want, but He does fulfill His promises, leading us along the best and straightest paths to Himself." - Dietrich Bonhoeffer read more..
Why Dogs Can't Use Computers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4238
<1min

Why Dogs Can't Use Computers

10. He's distracted by cats chasing his mouse. 9. SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question. 8. Saliva-coated keyboards refuse to work. 7. Three words: carpal paw sy read more..
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