Seeing my 11-year-old son perusing a website filled with photos of an attractive pop-star, I commented, "She certainly is pretty.  Which picture do you like best?"

"I don't know," he mumbled, embarrassed by his newfound interest in girls.

"I'm just reading about her."

I came closer and peered at the screen.  "Oh, really?" I said.  "So when did you learn to read Spanish?