December 2020 - Monthly Archive

31 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4824

Your Cat's New Year's Resolutions

My human will never let me eat their pet hamster, and I am at peace with that. I will not slurp fish food from the surface of the aquarium I will not eat large numbers of assorted bugs, then come ho... read more..

31 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2007

Police Harassment

The Campbell River, British Columbia, Royal Canadian Mounted Police station received this question from a resident through the feedback section of the Campbell River crime page: “I would like to know... read more..

31 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

798

Layers of Survival

While I was walking on our street the other day, I saw my neighbor outside. He informed me that the following week they were going to have their 40th wedding anniversary. However, he added, "But... read more..

31 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

916

Cybersalt News - December 31, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday and New Year's Eve! I have lots of thoughts and feelings as we say goodbye to 2020 and head into 2021. I had plans to write some of them down with great flourish and ... read more..

30 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

868

Snail Feelings

A snail was involved in an accident that resulted in his shell being torn completely off. Hearing about the accident, one of his friends rushed over (as much as a snail can rush) to his friend's hous... read more..

30 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

796

One-Liner #1535

If you're such a good cook, why do we have to pray before every meal?... read more..

27 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

603

Cybersalt News - December 27, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! There are only 5 days left in 2020 and in that short time I have a number of pre-New Year's goals to accomplish. They are: End the year with a zero inbox for emails rece... read more..

26 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1299

Another Christmas Tree in the Bag

It's hard to believe, but another Christmas has come and gone. It comes so slow but leaves so fast. I guess I'll never understand that. This Christmas was probably the most unusual that I have ever ex... read more..

26 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

771

Quote #1972

"Be good to people. You will be remembered more for your kindness than any level of success you could possibly attain." - Mandy Hale read more..

26 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

763

One-Liner #1534

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield... read more..

26 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2243

Edge-Wise Words

Did you hear about the self-help group for compulsive talkers? Its called On & On Anon.... read more..

26 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2045

Hope

The coach's wife yells to her husband, "It's Sports Illustrated on the phone." The coach falls all over himself racing to the phone and says, "Hello?" Then he hears, "For just $20 a year..."... read more..

26 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3190

Winter House

We purchased an old home in Northern New York State from two elderly sisters. Winter was fast approaching and I was concerned about the house's lack of insulation. "If they could live here all those... read more..

24 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

605

Cybersalt News - December 24, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday and Christmas Eve! For the majority of the Christmases since Cybersalt began back in 1998, I have sat down to pen a Christmas Eve message to send out to Cybersaltines, ... read more..

23 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2915

Mall Search

A couple went Christmas shopping at the mall and their separate ways, planning to meet two hours later. Two hours later, the husband was at their appointed meeting place at the appointed time, but th... read more..

23 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2843

Last Minute Barbie

While driving home from work on Christmas Eve, a man suddenly realized Christmas was the next day and that he had not yet purchased his daughter a gift. He rushed to the nearest toy store and asked t... read more..

23 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1746

Christmas Assault

Aggressive Carolers: Wassailants... read more..

23 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2273

Christmas Gift Revelation

In his book Dare to Believe, Dan Baumann illustrates the unique experience of knowing that something is ours, yet longing to enjoy it more fully. He explained that at Christmas time he would always do... read more..

23 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

751

Quote #1971

"Some Christmas tree ornaments do more than glitter and glow; they represent a gift of love given a long time ago." - Tom Baker read more..

23 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

821

One-Liner #1533

Not saying I live in a rough area, but just bought an advent calendar and half the windows are boarded up!... read more..

23 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

3382

Nativity Quiz

A minister is visiting his children to celebrate Christmas. When he walks into the house, he sees a beautiful nativity set. His granddaughter walks up to him, and he asks her if she knows what it is.... read more..

23 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1369

Red Isn’t Always the Red I See

It is not that I am colorblind; I just am color indifferent. Red and blue and yellow are all the same to me. This, on many occasions, has challenged the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, who is ver... read more..

20 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2412

Inside Santa

Thanks to list member Chez Watts for sending me these things that he has heard while working as a Santa in Australia. Pastor Tim, here are some more Santa interviews from last Christmas. *Santa to... read more..

20 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

614

Cybersalt News - December 20, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I got our flu shots this week and while we were at the doctor's office I also got the results of bloodwork for my thyroid levels and, as it turns out,... read more..

19 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2959

The Christmas Invitation

It was the biggest night of the year in a little town called Cornwall. It was the night of the annual Christmas pageant. It's an especially big deal for the children in town -- they get to try out for... read more..

19 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

848

Quote #1970

"And that, of course, is the message of Christmas. We are never alone. Not when the night is darkest, the wind coldest, the world seemingly most indifferent..." - Taylor Caldwell read more..

19 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1264

Tell Santa I Tried To Be Nice

It’s that time of the year when the conversation around the dinner table in the Parsonage has to do with naughty or nice. I must admit it's not my favorite conversation because what is naughty, and w... read more..

19 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

737

Presently, There's More

But wait ... there's myrrh.... read more..

19 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

744

One-Liner #1532

I'm only talking to my dog today.... read more..

19 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

3721

Are you a Grinch? Test

Keep track of your points and check your status at the end. 1. You reuse last year's Christmas cards and send them out under your own name (5 points). 2. You steal light bulbs from you neighbor's ou... read more..