While I was walking on our street the other day, I saw my neighbor outside.

He informed me that the following week they were going to have their 40th wedding anniversary. However, he added, "But, I HAVE to go back to work."

Knowing there's a pandemic right now, I said, "You HAVE to?"

He said, "Yes, our marriage is contingent upon me being out of the house 50 hours a week."

- Arla Albers