September 2020 - Monthly Archive

30 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1362

<1min

Quote #1949

"To have courage for whatever comes in life - everything lies in that." - Teresa of Ávila read more..

30 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4209

<1min

Many years ago my wife was to knitting what Tiger Woods is to golf. She designed exotic patterns with ease. There was an occasion when we had lunch in an authentic Chinese restaurant (only one person... read more..

30 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2973

<1min

Gathering Nuts?

Should vegetarians attend meetings?... read more..

30 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2398

<1min

Answering Machine Callbacks

Back in the day, I purchased a telephone-answering machine with a prerecorded message that used a male voice. When my mother returned from vacation, I forgot to mention it to her. The next Saturday, ... read more..

30 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1271

<1min

One-Liner #1511

Self-annihilating Description From here on down, it's uphill all the way.... read more..

27 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1538

4 min read

Oh, to Be Crazy and Get Paid for It

I usually don't complain a lot. When I do I get caught in some dilemma that I can’t talk my way out. You think I would learn my lesson, but I'm still in the learning curve. It was a long week, and th... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4584 - September 27, 2020

27 Sep

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

10

4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4584 - September 27, 2020

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! This week the premier of our province called a snap election for October 24th - you know because nothing else big... read more..

27 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1174

<1min

Cybersalt News - September 27, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! This week the premier of our province called a snap election for October 24th - you know because nothing else big is going on right now, lol. But seriously, what a grind w... read more..

26 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1428

<1min

Quote #1948

"If you want everyone to like you, don't be a pastor. Go sell ice-cream." - Dr. E. I. Stetzer read more..

26 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3738

<1min

Change Reply

Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't have change for a dollar. He saw Private Duncan mopping the base's corridor floors, and asked him, "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?" Pr... read more..

26 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2827

<1min

Post Majority

A letter carrier's career is a mail-dominated profession.... read more..

26 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2353

<1min

Potty Training, Parenting, Embarassment

My three year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training, and I was on him constantly about it. One day, we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch between errands. It was very busy, with a ful... read more..

26 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1334

<1min

One-Liner #1510

Self-annihilating Command Men, women, and children first.... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4583 - September 24, 2020

24 Sep

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

13

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4583 - September 24, 2020

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Welcome to autumn in the Northern Hemisphere and spring in the Southern. I am sure you "Southerners" are excited ... read more..

24 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1109

<1min

Cybersalt News - September 24, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Welcome to autumn in the Northern Hemisphere and spring in the Southern. I am sure you "Southerners" are excited to get back outdoors after a long winter inside. Here at C... read more..

23 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1447

<1min

Quote #1947

"Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your god." - Martin Luther read more..

23 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3562

<1min

Children

Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:"Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children." You spend the first 2 years of their read more..

23 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3589

<1min

Hockey Injury

Andy came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his co-workers, Josh, noticed and asked Andy what happened. Andy replied, "Oh, nothing. It's just an old hockey injury that acts up once in ... read more..

23 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

9597

<1min

Get Well Soon

A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on hi... read more..

23 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2778

<1min

Vegetable Warning

Notice! Take lettuce from top of stack, or heads will roll!... read more..

23 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2499

<1min

Complaints

"Well, I reckon you've been a pretty good horse," said the farmer. "You work hard and I ain't had to call the vet on you much. I only wish you pulled the plow a little faster." "NO!" said the horse, read more..

23 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1354

<1min

One-Liner #1509

Self-annihilating Command Authorized parking is forbidden!... read more..

'Pastor, Pastor ...' What Do Adults Really Do?

20 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

5270

4 min read

'Pastor, Pastor ...' What Do Adults Really Do?

I love children. I love being around them and watching them play. Each Sunday, following morning worship service, I delight in handing out little bags of jellybeans to all the children. Just between ... read more..

20 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1468

4 min read

Getting Away With It Is Half the Fun

I must admit I don't get away with very much, and I never have. It's not that I never try. It's just that whenever I try to get away with something, it always backfires. I wish there were a class som... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4582 - September 20, 2020

20 Sep

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

10

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4582 - September 20, 2020

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Today's video share is an example of how the perspective from which you look at something can really change your ... read more..

20 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1254

<1min

Cybersalt News - September 20, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's video share is an example of how the perspective from which you look at something can really change your . . . . . . perspective on it. Above water, Flamingos are ... read more..

19 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1269

<1min

Legalism

The Game Warden stopped a deer hunter and asked to see his hunting license. "This is last year's license," the warden informed him. "I know," said the hunter, "but I shouldn't need a new license. I ... read more..

19 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1406

<1min

Quote #1946

"Art is one thing that can go on mattering once it has stopped hurting." - Elizabeth Bowen read more..

19 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8769

<1min

Lost Ticket

Albert Einstein was also recognized as the original absent-minded professor. One day, on board a train, he was unable to find his ticket. The conductor said, "Take it easy. You'll find it." When the ... read more..

19 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2663

<1min

Midday to You

I had just moved to an address between Sunrise Ave. and Sunset Blvd., one of Sacramento's major streets, and was explaining to a clerk where my home was located for billing purposes. "I live between ... read more..