June 2020 - Monthly Archive

There’s Something About A Lazy Summer Afternoon

28 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

902

There’s Something About A Lazy Summer Afternoon

The past week was an unusually quiet week around the parsonage. It enabled me to do something that I have wanted to do all summer long. Nothing. I am not bragging or anything, but I can do nothing rig... read more..

28 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

753

Cybersalt News - June 28, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's mailing is going out late because of . . . . sleep. I chose sleep instead of finishing it up. You know, like most people I often feel pretty smart because the... read more..

27 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

333

Quote #1925

"Our calling ... isn't to follow our hearts. Our calling is to have our hearts informed by, directed by, the clear and plain teaching of the Word of God." - R. C. Sproul Jr. read more..

27 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1074

One-Liner #1487

In the rush to return to normal, use this time to consider which parts of normal are worth rushing back to.... read more..

27 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3879

Medical Alert

A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets. Someone asked her what the bracelet was for. She replied, "I'm allergic to nuts and eggs." The person asked, "Are you allergic to cats?... read more..

27 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2739

Balogna Fly

A fly was buzzing along one morning when he saw a lawn mower someone had left out in their front yard. He flew over and sat on the handle, watching the children going down the sidewalk on their way to... read more..

27 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1775

Missions

During the days of the British Raj, a missionary went among the Indians and tried to tell them about Christianity. He explained how Heaven would belong to the faithful. One Indian said, "Your Heaven ... read more..

25 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

587

Cybersalt News - June 25, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I want to give a shout out to subscriber John P. today. I had a chance to connect with John over the phone a few days ago and it was really nice getting to know him a bit. ... read more..

24 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

993

Quote #1924

"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King read more..

24 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

845

One-Liner #1486

And your cry-baby whiny opinion would be...?... read more..

24 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4638

Another Reason Not To Drink

A guy entered a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York and sat down at the bar next to another guy. "This is a nice place, I've never been here before," the first guy said. ... read more..

24 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3404

Finally Heard

Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for coffee. The talk naturally got around to their respective love lives. Marcy confided that there really wasn't anyone sp... read more..

24 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2414

Getting at the Root

“If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?”... read more..

24 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1821

Differing Perspectives

Before our daughter went off to college, our family took a vacation in Colorado, flying to Denver and renting a car. We visited the Royal Gorge Bridge, which is more than 1000 feet above the Arkansas... read more..

21 Jun

Uncategorised

Pastor Tim

1182

Father's Day

Over the years we have put so much material on the Cybersalt site that relates to fathers and Father's Day, we thought we'd put links to the different types of content here. Enjoy! Father's Day Jokes... read more..

21 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1612

Will There Be Television in Heaven?

If anybody can ask hard questions, the award has to go to the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. She knows how to ask a question and, more importantly, when to ask a particular question. Throughout ... read more..

21 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

685

Cybersalt News - June 21, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Also, Happy Father's Day to all of you for whom it is a celebration. You can find a bunch of Father related material on the Cybersalt Site at:www.cybersalt.org/fathers-day&... read more..

20 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

822

Quote #1923

"Love is like a beard. If you let it grow, soon it'll be the first thing people notice about you." - unknown read more..

20 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

876

One-Liner #1485

They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a dog about to puke; nothing gets you out of bed faster!... read more..

20 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2435

The Fatherhood Cycle

4 years: "My Daddy can do anything." 7 years: "My Dad knows a lot, a whole lot." 12 years: "Oh, well - naturally - Father doesn't know that either." 14 years: "Father? Hopelessly old-fashioned." 2... read more..

20 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7510

Four Waiting Fathers

Four expectant fathers were in a Minnesota hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse comes in and tells the first man, "Congratulations, You're the father of twins." "What a c... read more..

20 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2330

H2Go

The cheapest and best place to buy water is at a liquidation sale.... read more..

18 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

656

Cybersalt News - June 18, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I know I have been sharing videos on Sundays, but today I thought I share the surprise birthday video my sister and I made for my mom's 80th birthday last Saturday. I thin... read more..

17 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3589

Lottery News

Two years ago a man and woman had just won the lottery. He was at work when the lottery office phoned their home to inform them of the win. His wife was very worried because the man had just recovere... read more..

17 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

810

Quote #1922

"If we do not steadily minister in everyday opportunities, we will do nothing when the crisis comes." - Oswald Chambers read more..

17 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1188

One-Liner #1484

So in retrospect, in 2015, not a single person got the answer right to, "Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?"... read more..

17 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3389

A Great Job

A guy came home to his wife and said, "Guess what? I've found a great job. It has a 10 a.m. start, a 2 p.m. finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays $600 a week!" "That's great," his wife said. ... read more..

17 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2671

Midnight Hopes

Sir Lancelot dreamed about overthrowing King Arthur. It was a mid-slumber knights scheme.... read more..

17 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1892

Fatherly Approval

A good friend of mine warned me that, as my three daughters became old enough to date, I'd disapprove of every young man who took them out. When the time came, I was pleased that my friend's predictio... read more..

14 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1009

My Thoughts Are Worth More Than a Penny

I must admit that I do gravel a lot in thinking about my thoughts. It has been a habit of mine down through the years. Thinking is what really makes life worth living, or so I believe. My father had ... read more..