Issue #4560
Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
I want to give a shout out to subscriber John P. today. I had a chance to connect with John over the phone a few days ago and it was really nice getting to know him a bit. John has been diagnosed with a brain tumor and I know he would appreciate your prayers for him and his wife at this time.
One of the special things I learned about John is that he has a passion for comics (the book type and not the stand-up type.) That reminded me of one of my favorite PearlyGates list jokes. So to give John a virtual "tip of the hat today" I am rerunning it. Remember, the PearlyGates list features clean, theologically incorrect jokes that aren't necessarily everyone's cup of tea. So, if you do follow this link and you find it more "spew" than "stew" for your humorous digestion, don't say I didn't warn you. You can read "Another Reason Not to Drink" at:
www.cybersalt.org/pearly-gates-jokes/another-reason-not-to-drink
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Finally Heard
Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for coffee.
The talk naturally got around to their respective love lives. Marcy confided that there really wasn't anyone special in her life. Heather, on the other hand, was beaming about the new man she had found.
"He's perfect. He's handsome, and last night when we went out to dinner, he said the four little words I've been waiting to hear a man say to me!"
"He said 'Will you marry me?'" Marcy asked.
Heather replied, "No. He said 'Put your money away.'"
Today's One Liner
One-Liner #1486
And your cry-baby whiny opinion would be...?
Today's Clean Pun
Getting at the Root
“If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?”
Today's Quote
Quote #1924
"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King
Today's Illustration
Differing Perspectives
Before our daughter went off to college, our family took a vacation in Colorado, flying to Denver and renting a car.
We visited the Royal Gorge Bridge, which is more than 1000 feet above the Arkansas River.
Walking out onto the bridge, I noticed it swayed in the wind. Then a car went past us, and the wood-plank roadway moved beneath my feet. "I don't think I want to drive the car across this bridge," I finally said.
"What are you worried about?" our daughter replied. "It's a rental."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.