June 2019 - Monthly Archive

30 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

656

Cybersalt News - June 30, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. Due to another error between my seat and my keyboard, last Sunday's news was repeated again in Chicken Thursday's Cybersalt Digest. Sorry about that ;-( Happy 51st birthda... read more..

29 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1096

Quote #1831

"The most universally awesome experience that mankind knows is to stand alone on a clear night and look at the stars." - J. I. Packer read more..

29 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1231

One-liner #1390

Our product is best because all the others are average.... read more..

29 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3803

Anniversary Card

It was our second anniversary, and my husband sent me flowers at the office. He told the florist to write "Happy Anniversary, Year Number 2" on the card. I was thrilled with the flowers, but not so p... read more..

29 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1446

Prayer

Did Jesus use a modem, for the sermon on the mount? Did He ever use a broadcast fax, to get His message out? Did disciples carry cell phones, as they went about? Did Jesus use a modem, for the sermon ... read more..

29 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

2079

Troublesome Primate

Question: Harangutan Answer: What is the most annoying monkey, Alex?... read more..

26 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3015

Saved Wish

A fellow was given a dirty old lamp for his birthday. He cleaned it up and POOF!--out popped a genie! The genie said, "I shall give you three wishes. You may have anything you like." The guy th... read more..

26 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

740

Cybersalt News - June 27, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It has been super dry at Cybersalt World Headquarters this month. No, we haven't invoked a localized prohibition. We simply have had less than a third of the usual precipit... read more..

25 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1146

Quote #1830

Jesus didn't say, "Follow Christians." He said, "Follow me." - unknown read more..

25 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1194

Boat Classification

Pirate Ship: assailing vessel.... read more..

25 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1048

One-liner #1389

"Essentially" is essentially meaningless. read more..

25 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3546

Jogging Time

A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. A... read more..

25 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1148

Child's Prayer

A good friend was waiting nearby while his young son prayed silently before going to bed. Suddenly the boy burst out laughing. "Reggie!" scolded his father, "Why are you laughing during prayer?" "Bu... read more..

23 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

688

Cybersalt News - June 23, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone and happy beginning of summer to everyone in the northern hemisphere. Don't worry, southerners, the sun is on its way back! Rev. James Snyder likes to keep things simple - w... read more..

22 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1468

Quote 1829

Heavenly Father,I may not understand how everything will work out, but I trust you. I don't see a way, but I know you will make a way. I have faith at this very moment you are touching hearts, openi read more..

22 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1304

Aqua Army

Two fish in a tank: One looks at the other and says, "You man the guns. I'll drive."... read more..

22 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1070

One-liner #1388

On the sunny side of the street it's a little bit warmer.... read more..

Whatever Happened to the Simple Things in Life?

22 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1458

Whatever Happened to the Simple Things in Life?

I’m not a very complicated person. I like simple things; things nice and easy. Occasionally I will do a crossword puzzle, but beside that, I enjoy the simple life. On the other side, the Gracious Mis... read more..

22 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3500

State of the Pastor

The old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the 4th-grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they co... read more..

22 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1017

Communication Skills

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty. He said...no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever ... and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and onc... read more..

20 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

647

Cybersalt News - June 20, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today, June 20th, is World Refugee Day. As many of you know, Grandma Cybersalt and I are now working with refugees and persecuted Christians. One of the ways we are trying... read more..

19 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1434

Quote #1828

"The child of God must be completely obedient to the word of the LORD. The driver on the highway is safe, not when he reads the signs, but when he obeys them." - A.W. Tozer read more..

19 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4335

Cigar Impression

"I was in the hospital," Thelma wrotes, "and my husband was visiting. He was trying to stop smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar when he got on the elevator. A lady said to him, 'Sir, there's no read more..

19 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1231

Bachelor Mario

I dated someone who broke up with me for talking too much about video games. What a silly reason to Fallout 4.... read more..

19 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1112

One-liner #1387

I'm just itching to tell you about my allergies.... read more..

19 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4118

Division of Labor

The Rosenthals had an outstandingly happy and successful marriage, and Mr. Rosenthal was once asked to what he attributed this remarkable situation. "It's simple," he said. "Division of labor. My wif... read more..

19 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1013

Professional Change

My husband works in a former supermarket that was remodeled to accommodate professional offices. One day he overheard his receptionist giving directions over the phone. "Remember the old grocery stor... read more..

16 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

670

Cybersalt News - June 16, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone - and happy Father's Day for all those who are able to celebrate. Rev. James Snyder tries to stir up and give people a merry heart wherever he goes. You can read more about ... read more..

15 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1097

ER Reality

My mom, a nurse, was having an insane evening in the emergency room. First, a woman who had delivered her baby in a car was rushed in. Next was a man carrying a lifeless body yelling, "Help me!" In th... read more..

One Man’s Joke Is Another Man’s Discount

15 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1121

One Man’s Joke Is Another Man’s Discount

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were dining out at a very nice restaurant. We had been on the road for two days and were weary of travel. At least, I was. Nothing I hate more on a vacati... read more..