Monthly Archive

January 2019

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Lawnmower Words
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Lawnmower Words

A small boy was pushing a gasoline-powered lawnmower down the street with a "For Sale" sign on it. A man stopped him asked if the mower would run. The boy told him it would, so the man bought it. A ... read more..
One-liner #1352
One-liners
1991
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One-liner #1352

Definitions: A reactionary is a man who wants to face the past with confidence.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4422 - January 31, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
75
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4422 - January 31, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A few weeks back I preached at the church Susan and I have been attending since I retired from local church pastoring. You can listen to "The Very Thing" at read more..
Cybersalt News - January 31, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 31, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A few weeks back I preached at the church Susan and I have been attending since I retired from local church pastoring. You can listen to "The Very Thing" at:gatewaybaptistc... read more..
Lady's Embroidered Handbag
Pakistan Handicrafts
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Lady's Embroidered Handbag

We're excited to present these amazing bags, handmade by Pakistani women. Each bag is beautiful on its own, and doubly eye-catching when matched with the right dress. These traditional bags are indiv... read more..
Irresistibly Loud
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1940
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Irresistibly Loud

Yesterday I saw an ad that said, Radio for sale $1 Volume stuck on full I thought, "I can't turn that down."... read more..
Quote #1793
Quotes
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Quote #1793

"Your wounds will either become walls of offense or windows of revelation depending on how you respond." - Unknown read more..
Restaurant Return
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4612
<1min

Restaurant Return

An out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on a previous trip to the city. Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter,... read more..
Nine Things About Aging
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1962
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Nine Things About Aging

First, eventually, you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Second, the older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Third, some peopl... read more..
One-liner #1351
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1351

Definitions: A university is a community in which people make a living by taking in each other's brainwashing.... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 27, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 27, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! On the Cybersalt Site, this week we learn about Rev. James Snyder's mid-January New Year's Resolutions status. You can read "The End of all Nonsense and Other Practical Jok... read more..
Elementary, My Dear Watson!
Clean Puns
1784
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Elementary, My Dear Watson!

Never trust an atom. They make up everything!... read more..
The End of all Nonsense and Other Practical Jokes
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3512
4 min read

The End of all Nonsense and Other Practical Jokes

When it comes to practical jokes, Yours Truly is always on the ready. Throughout my earthly passage, I have perpetuated my share of practical jokes. I will not enumerate them here, the simple reason b... read more..
Dog Exercises
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4688
2 min read

Dog Exercises

You've seen those fitness ads on TV promising amazing results from all sorts of contraptions. Well, there's no need to invest in fancy equipment. If you have (or can borrow) a dog, you have everything... read more..
Human Nature Robbed
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1867
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Human Nature Robbed

A burglar who needed money to pay his income taxes decided to rob the safe in a store. On the safe door, he was very pleased to find a note reading, "Please don't use dynamite. The safe is not locked... read more..
Quote #1792
Quotes
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Quote #1792

"When you say 'There's too much evil in this world', you assume there's 'good'. When you assume there's good, you assume there's such a thing as a 'moral law' on the basis of which to differentiate read more..
One-liner #1350
One-liners
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One-liner #1350

Definitions: Inflation is an economic device by which each man can make more than the next.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4421 - January 24, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
81
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4421 - January 24, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! This issue was actually created last week, but I forgot to schedule it to go out.  So,enjoy the rest of last week's mailing today! ~ Pastor Tim Today' read more..
Quote #1790
Quotes
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Quote #1790

"For Jesus, there are no countries to be conquered, no ideologies to be imposed, no people to be dominated. There are only children, women and men to be loved." - Henri Nouwen read more..
One-liner #1348
One-liners
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One-liner #1348

Definitions Monism is the theory that anything less than everything is nothing.... read more..
Final Word
Clean Puns
1871
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Final Word

A woman is sitting at her deceased husband's funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, "Do you mind if I say a word?" "No, go right ahead," the woman replies. The man stands, clears his throat and sa... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4420 - January 20, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
85
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4420 - January 20, 2019

  Issue #4420                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! This week we read about Rev. James Snyder's read more..
Cybersalt News - January 20, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 20, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! This week we read about Rev. James Snyder's willingness to embrace a second childhood. You can read "Why Childhood is Better the Second Time Around" at:www.cybersalt.org/go... read more..
Why Childhood is Better the Second Time Around
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3619
4 min read

Why Childhood is Better the Second Time Around

This week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly had the privilege of attending our youngest granddaughter's second birthday party. I wanted to go to her third birthday party but she w... read more..
Dating Apparel
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1855
<1min

Dating Apparel

Girlfriend: "What jersey should I buy?" Boyfriend: "Buy a goalie's jersey!" Girlfriend: "Why?" Boyfriend: "So I can tell people my girlfriend is a keeper!"... read more..
Watergate Bug
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4830
<1min

Watergate Bug

A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel. The new bride is concerned and asked, "What if the place is still bugged?" The groom says, "Hmm... Good point. I'll look for a bug." He looks behind th... read more..
Faithfulness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3360
<1min

Faithfulness

The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, my husband got in the car and went looking for him. He drove around the neighborhood for so... read more..
Quote #1791
Quotes
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Quote #1791

"Churches are not museums that display perfect people. They are hospitals where the wounded, hurt, injured and broken find healing." - Unknown read more..
One-liner #1349
One-liners
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One-liner #1349

Definitions: That is that word which should be used instead of which.... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 17, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1191
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Cybersalt News - January 17, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
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