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A few weeks back I preached at the church Susan and I have been attending since I retired from local church pastoring. You can listen to "The Very Thing" at:
gatewaybaptistchurch.ca/media/172783-631731-1715277/the-very-thing 

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Restaurant Return

An out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on a previous trip to the city.

Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter, he said, "You know, it's been over five years since I first came in here."

"You'll have to wait your turn, sir," replied the busy waiter. "I can only serve one table at a time."

Today's One Liner

One-liner #1351

Definitions:

A university is a community in which people make a living by taking in each other's brainwashing.

Today's Clean Pun

Irresistibly Loud

Yesterday I saw an ad that said,

Radio for sale
$1
Volume stuck on full

I thought, "I can't turn that down."

Today's Quote

Quote #1793

"Your wounds will either become walls of offense or windows of revelation depending on how you respond."

- Unknown

Today's Illustration

Nine Things About Aging

First, eventually, you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Second, the older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Third, some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

Fourth, when you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

Fifth, you know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Sixth, I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

Seventh, one of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

Eighth, one must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

Ninth, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.