December 2018 - Monthly Archive

31 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1199

One-liner #1344

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.... read more..

31 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1244

Beware of Nips

What's the biggest danger of building a snow dog rather than a snowman? Frostbite!... read more..

31 Dec

Quotes

1193

"Make New Year's goals. Dig within, and discover what you would like to have happen in your life this year. This helps you do your part. It is an affirmation that you're interested in fully living l read more..

30 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

688

Cybersalt News - December 30, 2018

Last-Sunday-of-the-year greetings everyone! If you have every wondered what the home office/studio is like here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, I invite you to watch this special behind the scenes t... read more..

28 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1253

Self Control Flight

Flying to San Francisco from San Diego the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept lit during the whole journey although the flight was a particularly smooth one. Ju... read more..

28 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

3632

Harmonica Gift

"Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas," Little Johnny said to his Uncle Rodney, the first time he saw him after the holidays. "It's the best Christmas present I ever got." "That's great read more..

28 Dec

Quotes

1424

Quote #1785

"Each New Year, we have before us a brand new book containing 365 blank pages with all the forgotten things from last year - the words we forgot to say, the love we forgot to show, and the charity w read more..

Items Not on My New Year's Resolution List

28 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4686

Items Not on My New Year's Resolution List

It is typical this time of year to prepare a list of resolutions for the coming year. I believe this goes all the way back to the Garden of Eden when Adam said to Eve, "I think I'll turn over a new le... read more..

27 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1087

One-liner #1343

"I'm so pun at farties!" - Major Mark W. read more..

27 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1527

Elf Esteem

One of the North Pole Toy Shop employees just up and quit after last season and moved to New York City. She has a new position with the Philharmonic. Now she is a Metro Gnome.... read more..

27 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

694

Cybersalt News - December 27, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Help yourself and support the Cybersalt Site at the same time! If you don't have a backup of your photos and/or data, pick up an external hard drive and copy your files to ... read more..

26 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3402

Washing Instructions

One day, a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It dep... read more..

26 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2429

Christmas 1914, War at Peace

Christmas 1914 The war in Europe was only four months old, yet it had already reached a savagery unknown until that time. After the initial success of the German army, the war became a desperate tren... read more..

26 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3589

Web Addiction Holiday Sing Along

(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland") Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy -- although My boss let me go -- Happily addicted to the Web. All night lon read more..

26 Dec

Quotes

328

Quote #1784

"If you want to know who God is, look at Jesus. If you want to know what it means to be human, look at Jesus. If you want to know what love is, look at Jesus. If you want to know what grief is, look read more..

26 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1136

One-liner #1342

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." - Shirley Temple Black read more..

24 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1319

Arbor Formula

Chemistree... read more..

23 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

700

Cybersalt News - December 23, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! As this is the last Cybersalt Digest to go out before Christmas Day, on behalf of Grandma Cybersalt and myself I wish you a blessed and peace filled Christmas! I am mindfu... read more..

22 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2412

I Heard the Bells

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow was filled with sorrow at the tragic death of his wife in a fire in 1861. The Civil War broke out that same year, and it seemed this was an additional punishment. Two years ... read more..

22 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

5079

Parents' Night Before Christmas

The REAL Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmaswhen all through the houseI searched for the toolsto hand to my spouse. Instructions were studiedand we were inspired,in hopes we coul... read more..

22 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1346

Oh Wisdom, Wherefore Art Thou?

One feature of the Christmas story has to do with the wise men. I’m not sure if there were three or not, but if there were I should like to be number four. Wisdom is such a rare commodity today I thi... read more..

20 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1131

Carol Pie

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp and even.... read more..

20 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

1567

Quote #1783

"Christians believe in the virgin birth of Jesus.Materialists believe in the virgin birth of the cosmos.Choose your miracle." - Glen Scrivener read more..

20 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1145

One-liner #1341

It's almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety!... read more..

20 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

629

Cybersalt News - December 20, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A windstorm and power outage prevented me from adding Rev. James Snyder's latest commentary to the Cybersalt site last Sunday. I'm happy to report it's on there now, though... read more..

19 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1429

My Little Dear, It’s Not Warm Outside!

Once again, it is the Christmas season, which means I have to put up with people offended by everything, particularly that pertains to Christmas. When I was young, we had a little saying, “Sticks and... read more..

19 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3128

Attempted Homicide

The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes. When she returned, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet. She was shocked and stunned and s... read more..

19 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

4421

Wrapping Presents With A Cat

1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present. 2. Go to wardrobe and collect bag in which present is contained, and close door. 3. Open door and remove cat from wardrobe. 4. Go to cupboard and read more..

19 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

1298

Quote #1782

"What kind of plan ever goes this far? What kind of mercy puts itself at ours? What kind of maker walks the earth he made From a cradle to a cross And leaves an empty grave? What kind of love? read more..

17 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

1244

One-liners #1340

Precision is a fuzzy concept.... read more..