Monthly Archive

July 2018

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One-liner #1305
One-liners
Susan Davis
1971
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One-liner #1305

Walkie-talkies neither walk nor talk; they should be called holdie-noisies.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4375 - July 29, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
78
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4375 - July 29, 2018

  Issue #4375                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Thanks to all the new "billionaires" who don read more..
Cybersalt News - July 29, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - July 29, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Thanks to all the new "billionaires" who donated to the "Be a Billionaire" fund raiser. You learn more and still donate to help persecuted Christians and receive worthless,... read more..
Complaint Box
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
3941
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Complaint Box

On my tombstone, please write: "Not appreciating my puns was a grave mistake."... read more..
Moms, Child rights, Parent Rights
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2578
2 min read

Moms, Child rights, Parent Rights

My son came home from school one day,with a smirk upon his face.He'd decided he was smart enough,to put me in my place. "Guess what I learned in Civics Two,that's taught by Mr. Wright?It's all about ... read more..
Fly Catch
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4072
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Fly Catch

My wife had never been to a baseball game, so I took her to see the Los Angeles Dodgers one night. Our seats were right behind the third-base line. At the top of the first inning, the batter hit a fo... read more..
Now I Know How Noah Must Have Felt
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4547
4 min read

Now I Know How Noah Must Have Felt

I enjoy rain when it dances on the flowers on a hot summer afternoon invigorating the day and making everything smell fresh and clean. That is what rain is supposed to do. I believe it is found in s... read more..
Be A Billionaire Fund Raiser - Thank You
Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
1406
<1min

Be A Billionaire Fund Raiser - Thank You

Thank you for your "Be A Billionaire" donation! Your gift will help persecuted Christians and encourage them greatly. If you are interested in connecting personally with a persecuted Christian, plea... read more..
One-liner #1304
One-liners
Susan Davis
2214
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One-liner #1304

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?... read more..
Quote #1745
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1745

"Religion says: God will love us if we change. The Gospel says: God's love changes us." - Unknown read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4374 - July 26, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
78
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4374 - July 26, 2018

  Issue #4374                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! This weeks news is longer than I usually lik read more..
Cybersalt News - July 26, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1326
2 min read

Cybersalt News - July 26, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! This weeks news is longer than I usually like it to be, but last Sunday I said that today I would reveal the secret of the 52.19 trillion tally and it requires a few more p... read more..
Church Feud
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5205
<1min

Church Feud

Church Feud (My apologies to those whose church is like this) Church feuds are not uncommon, especially among cliques in the congregation. But when the pastor and choir director get into it, sta... read more..
All Choked Up
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2103
<1min

All Choked Up

The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There'll be no coffin at his funeral.... read more..
One Billion Dollar Bill
Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
1005
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One Billion Dollar Bill

Donate US$19.99 and receive a 1 Billion Dollar Bill from the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it all works!... read more..
Ten Billion Dollar Bill
Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
1028
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Ten Billion Dollar Bill

Donate US$19.99 and receive a 10 Billion Dollar Bill from the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it all works!... read more..
Twenty Billion Dollar Bill
Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
977
<1min

Twenty Billion Dollar Bill

Donate US$29.99 and receive a 20 Billion Dollar Bill from the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it all works!... read more..
Eye Glass Confessions
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2792
<1min

Eye Glass Confessions

As the three ladies picked up a menu, each put on a pair of glasses. "I really only need mine for close reading," explained the first. Remarked the second, "I only use mine when the light is bad." ... read more..
Calls to Information Assistance
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3983
<1min

Calls to Information Assistance

Just a few decades ago, before the days of Google and online information, people would call an operator to get a phone number they needed. Often these phone calls resulted in funny conversations ... read more..
One-liner #1303
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1303

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.... read more..
Quote #1744
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1744

"Comparison is the thief of joy." - Theodore Roosevelt read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4373 - July 22, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
77
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4373 - July 22, 2018

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! The tally of secrets is in and it totals 52.190 trillion. I'll revel them all in this Wednesday's mailing! While preparing today's mailing I was listening t read more..
Cybersalt News - July 22, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1278
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 22, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! The tally of secrets is in and it totals 52.190 trillion. I'll revel them all in this Wednesday's mailing! While preparing today's mailing I was listening to a video so in... read more..
OS1
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2101
<1min

OS1

Adam & Eve: the first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions.... read more..
Marriage Tension
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2765
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Marriage Tension

A friend of mine was having a bit of marital-tension in his household and was trying to figure out just what to do about it. In the course of our conversation, I happened to mention to him that: "You... read more..
Two Teas
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4457
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Two Teas

1st customer: I'll have tea. 2nd customer: Me, too. And be sure the cup is clean! (The waiter exits, and then returns after a while.) Waiter: Two teas. Which one asked for the clean cup? read more..
Nick Vujicic at Telford State Prison
Videos
Pastor Tim
5654
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Nick Vujicic at Telford State Prison

Listen to and watch Nick Vujicic - a man who should have no hope - share his hope with prisoners at Telford State Prison. ... read more..
Apple Fritter: The Fruit of My Choice
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2098
4 min read

Apple Fritter: The Fruit of My Choice

Our country, so it seems, runs on choice. The more choices we have, the better we like it. Most people in America pride themselves on the ability to make their own choices. “Freedom of Choice,” is t... read more..
One-liner #1302
One-liners
Susan Davis
2100
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One-liner #1302

I told my parents they're famous now. I asked my dad who should play him in the movie and his answer did not disappoint:  "Clint Eastward."... read more..
Quote #1743
Quotes
Susan Davis
3798
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Quote #1743

"God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pain." - C. S. Lewis read more..
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