Monthly Archive

June 2017

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4270 - June 29, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4270 - June 29, 2017

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Quote #1650
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1650

"Be kind. You never know how many times a mom got up last night." - KitchenFunWithMy3Sons.com read more..
Quote #1649
Quotes
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Quote #1649

"You don't have to agree on anything to be kind to everyone." - Ann Voskamp read more..
Cybersalt News - June 29, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - June 29, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt Site today - or is it a funny bathroom picture? You be the judge. You'll find "Transmission Sink" at:www.cybersalt.org/fu read more..
Danny's Shortage
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Danny's Shortage

Little Danny O'Brien, a fine Catholic lad, was out looking for trouble.  He tripped people on the street, threw bricks through windows, smacked folks on the head and generally caused mischief un... read more..
Transmission Sink
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Transmission Sink

If you make one of these make sure you wash it often to avoid the transmission of germs. ... read more..
Coffee for Grandma
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Coffee for Grandma

A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. Th... read more..
Options
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Options

I bought a great new toilet seat recently. On the label was a suggestion on how to clean it. Although nice to have the option, I doubt I'll take advantage of it. My toilet seat, it seems, is "Dishwa... read more..
One-liner #1202
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1202

One-liner Advice: It pays to buy things you dislike; they last much longer.... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 25, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - June 25, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! The recording of my message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church site. If parenting seems like a mystery to you, it's because a big part of it is. ... read more..
Faith is for Groups
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Faith is for Groups

The people of Israel crossing through the Red Sea are an example of how faith is for groups too. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170625.mp3{/audio} read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4269 - June 25, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4269 - June 25, 2017

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Quote #1648
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1648

"Consistency in prayer will not come and lie at your feet. You need to fight for it with a determined resolve. And this is where the foundation of prayer is laid, in resolution. People who often exp read more..
To Stink, or Not to Stink, That is the Question
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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To Stink, or Not to Stink, That is the Question

There are all kinds of questions in this world of ours. Most are rather annoying. It would not surprise me in the least if there were a gang of hooligans somewhere hired to make up silly questions. If... read more..
One-liner #1201
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1201

One-liner Advice: Every ambitious man should be modest.... read more..
Got the Munchies?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Got the Munchies?

Mrs. Jones had been steadfast in her local congregation for many years and that is why her absence was noticed lately. The pastor decided to drop by her house to check up on her after the Sunday servi... read more..
Take Out Talk
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Take Out Talk

A man goes to a restaurant, orders some takeout, and sits down to wait for his food. While he waits, he grabs a handful of peanuts from the bowl on the counter, and as he starts to chew, he hears a v... read more..
First Impressions Passenger
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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First Impressions Passenger

A passenger is in a plane enjoying the view of the clouds when a man in a parachute appears at the window. The man says "Would you like to join me?" The passenger responds with, "No thanks." The man... read more..
After Me
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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After Me

"I have to have a raise," the man said to his boss. "Three companies are after me." "Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?" "The electric company, the telephone compan read more..
Stop vs. Slow Down
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Stop vs. Slow Down

A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the driver's window, and asked the man if he knew why he was pulled over. "No," the man replied. "You failed to stop at the stop sign," the officer explai... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4268 - June 22, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4268 - June 22, 2017

If you can't see this e-mail properly, view it online   Issue #4268                           Cybersalt N... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 22, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - June 22, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Also, happy second day of summer to the northern hemisphere. Our 4-year-old grandson is visiting us for 2 weeks, so there is no new page on the Cybersalt Site today. Enjo read more..
Quote #1647
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1647

"God never negotiates with men. Jesus Christ's death on the cross put an end to any kind of negotiations. It is now Christ or nothing. It is now God's word in its entirety or nothing." - A.W. Tozer read more..
One-liner #1200
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1200

Another "World's Oldest Man" has died; this is beginning to look suspicious.... read more..
Sausage Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Sausage Pun

At the diner, my breakfast arrived with only three sausages instead of the usual four. The waitress explained that the cook had dropped one and was making another. Soon the cook dashed out of the kitc... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 18, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - June 18, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Also, happy Father's Day to those celebrating today (and to my dad in the picture on the right.) The church I pastor is grieving the sudden passing of a wonderful young wom... read more..
Parenting Mystery
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Parenting Mystery

One of the challenges of parenting is raising our children amongst the mystery of how/what God is working in/through their lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170618.mp3{/audio} read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4267 - June 18, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4267 - June 18, 2017

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One-liner #1199
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1199

So, apparently airport security doesn't like it when you call shotgun before boarding a plane.... read more..
Quote #1646
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1646

“The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature.” - Antoine François Prévost d'Exiles, Manon Lescaut read more..
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