April 2012 - Monthly Archive

29 Apr

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1315

Working in Vain

Purposeful work that feels vain is better than work that feels worthwhile but turns out to be in vain. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120429.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20... read more..

28 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2654

Two Wrongs

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left." read more..

27 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2879

iPod Name

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.... read more..

27 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1568

Cybersalt News - April 27, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today. It shows a habit that would be tough to break. You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/nunchucks Do you like to ... read more..

26 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1991

A woman had a beautiful black cat with white feet, named Socks. Socks spent his days outside and came indoors only at night. One cool October evening, he disappeared. She searched for him high and lo... read more..

26 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1661

Quote #1295

Four things you can't recover:- The Stone after the throw- The Word after it's said- The Occasion after it's missed- The Time after it's gone.... read more..

26 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1714

One-liner #0846

"Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface." read more..

26 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4941

Abe Lincoln's Age

A father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace." The son replied, "When Lincoln was your age, he was President."... read more..

26 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8540

Nunchucks

Good luck breaking this habit! ... read more..

26 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3205

Thumb Twiddling

The person who invented thumb twiddling didn't do it singlehandedly. ... read more..

26 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1677

Cybersalt News - April 26, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. Kermit the frog sang it wasn't easy being green, but this frog seems to have no problem with it:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/s... read more..

25 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1771

Parenting, Worry, Teens

A father said to his teenage daughter, "I want you home by 11:00 tonight." "But Daddy," she protested, "I'm not a little girl anymore." "You're right." he answered. "Better make it 10:30!"... read more..

25 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1697

Quote #1294

"If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarassment." read more..

25 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1771

One-liner #0845

"Where I come from, the valleys are so narrow, dogs have to wag their tail up and down." - Sam Snead read more..

25 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4367

Tea For Two

Little Johnny was left to fix lunch. When his mother returned with a friend, she noticed that Johnny had already strained the tea. The two women then sipped their tea happily while having lunch. "W... read more..

25 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

7689

Compliments

Fishing for Compliments: Standing in the kitchen next to the toaster with my glass raised. Nothing.... read more..

25 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3489

Sitting Frog

Kermit the frog may have sung "It's not easy being green," but this frog doesnt' seem to be having any problem with it. ... read more..

25 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1431

Cybersalt News - April 25, 2012

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. It's good news for those of you who have problems downloading YouTube videos.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/the-youtube-collection Enjoy the rest of today'... read more..

24 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3445

Eating and Drinking

(a) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.(b) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Britis read more..

24 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

3326

Quote #1293

"No one ever teaches well who wants to teach, or governs well who wants to govern."- Plato read more..

24 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1771

One-liner #0844

"Before they made him they broke the mold." read more..

24 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4545

Doing Nothing Today

I don't feel like doing anything today. I think I've got an enlarged procrastinate.... read more..

24 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4114

Boot Lesson

A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on. He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on. When the... read more..

24 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2929

The YouTube Collection

Many people still have Internet access that is too slow to enjoy watching YouTube Videos. The YouTube Collection is a great solution for them. ... read more..

22 Apr

Sermons

Pastor Tim

2376

When God Says No To Healing

What's the solution when God answers "No" to our request for healing? Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120422.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120422.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

22 Apr

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1714

A Prayer

Inspired by Psalm 139:18b - I awake and I am still with you.I awake, and I am still with you, Still because you never left, your presence does not rest when I do, Still because your en... read more..

22 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1554

Cybersalt News - April 22, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone. My message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church web site. You'll find "Proclaiming Truth" at:www.westsidefamily.org/messages/proclaiming-truth Enj... read more..

21 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1886

Attending Church

After Sunday service a young couple talked to the pastor about joining the church. He hadn't met the husband before, so he asked what church he was transferring from. The husband looked down at his f... read more..

21 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1740

One-liner #0843

"If we're not supposed to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?" read more..

21 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1643

Quote #1292

“There are three things in life that people like to stare at: a flowing stream, a crackling fire and a Zamboni clearing the ice.” - Charlie Brown... read more..