The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3862 - April 26, 2012


Issue #3862

Cybersalt News

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  Kermit the frog sang it wasn't easy being green, but this frog seems to have no problem with it:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/sitting-frog

BTW, have you tried any of the deals on Groupon?  Mrs. Cybersalt and I have really enjoyed the few we've tried and their referral rewards are not that bad either!
www.groupon.com/r/uu16551507?dl=d47388

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. 

Here is today's CleanLaugh

Tea For Two

teapotLittle Johnny was left to fix lunch.

When his mother returned with a friend, she noticed that Johnny had already strained the tea.

The two women then sipped their tea happily while having lunch.

"Was it hard finding the tea strainer in the kitchen?" Johnny's mother asked.

"I couldn't find it Ma, so I used the fly swatter," he replied.

His mother nearly fainted, so Johnny hastily added:

"Don't get excited, Ma, I used the old one!"

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0845

dog oliver"Where I come from, the valleys are so narrow, dogs have to wag their tail up and down."
- Sam Snead

Here is today's CleanPun

Compliments

thumbs-upFishing for Compliments: Standing in the kitchen next to the toaster with my glass raised. Nothing.

Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1294

"If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarassment."tombstone

Here is today's Illustration

Parenting, Worry, Teens

clockA father said to his teenage daughter, "I want you home by 11:00 tonight."

"But Daddy," she protested, "I'm not a little girl anymore."

"You're right." he answered. "Better make it 10:30!"

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

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