1. Parking is easy

2. No one will sit in your pew

3. You can pick your own music

4. There is no awkward conversation with the person who hugs too much

5. The coffee is made the way you like it

6. No make up

7. If you watch a recorded version you can't be late

8. The drive is extremely short

9. You can mute the pastor

10. No one can see when you fall asleep

- from Pastor Ken Mettler