Quotes

Our collection of inspiring quotes.

A tractor working in a green field under a cloudy sky. "Civilization makes it possible for you to live off other persons instead of off the land."

Empty wine glasses on a dinner table. "Conscience: That part of the psyche that dissolves in alcohol."

Two candidates at podiums during a televised debate in 1960. "Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference."

Milk pouring into a bowl. "Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain."

An alligator resting on a log in a green river. "Don't insult the alligator till after you cross the river."

A large crowd of people out walking. "Don't worry what people think of you. They seldom do."

The moon rising over calm water at dusk. "Every evening I turn my troubles over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway."

"Everybody is liable to make mistakes, but fools practice them."

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