Quotes

"A church member waiting to be asked to serve in his own church is just like the member of a family waiting to be invited to pull weeds in front of the house where he lives."

"A free lunch is only found in mousetraps."

~John Capozzi

"A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water."

"A member of my staff asked me when I was going to retire. I said, 'When I can no longer hear the sound of laughter.' He said, 'That never stopped you before.'"

- Bob Hope

"A mind in the gutter is a life down the drain."