Quotes

Our collection of inspiring quotes.

"Parties who want milk should not sit in a field waiting for a cow to back up to them."

"I am always going into the far country and returning as a prodigal and thou art always bringing forth the best robe."
- Puritan prayer

"Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."
- W.A. Mozart

The phrase, "Don't take this the wrong way" has a zero percent success rate.

"You know you're an adult when you suddenly start taking Bert's side over Ernie's."

"If there was more courting in marriages there'd be fewer marriages in court. Date your mate."

"There should be, in the soul halls of space, avenues of leisure and high porticos of silence...where God waits."
- Jeremy Taylor

"Life is full of commitments: Even when you are born there is a string attached."

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