Murphy’s Law for Preachers:
Law #1: If the weather is bad, church attendance will be down.
Law #2: If the weather is good, church attendance will be down.
Our collection of inspiring quotes.
Murphy’s Law for Preachers:
Law #1: If the weather is bad, church attendance will be down.
Law #2: If the weather is good, church attendance will be down.
"A smart Doctor is one who can diagnose the ailment of a patient who doesn’t smoke or drink and isn’t overweight."
- Al Haywood
"Some people are living proof that it is easier to get older than it is to get wiser."

"When you need shoes for your kids, you go to the mall. When I need shoes for my kids, I go to my knees."
- Cuban pastor
"We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses."
- Abraham Lincoln