"Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten."
- G.K. Chesterson
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An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer.
"As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say '$75.'
If his eyes don't flutter, say, 'For the frames. The lenses will be $50.'
If his eyes still don't flutter, you add 'Each.'"
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A forestry-service employee was recording the rainfall in his area. One drizzly day, his thoughts were apparently elsewhere as he typed "thirty three inches" instead of "thirty-three hundredths of an inch" into the computer.
It was obvious that the machine had been programmed by someone with a sense of humor, for this message quickly appeared on the screen "Build the ark. Gather the animals two by two..."
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"Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes."
- Antisthenes
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A discussion about Truth and Reconciliation with two members of the Wiikwemkoong First Nation, and a member and Chief of the Aundeck Omni Kaning First Nation.
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