Lonely and alone, discouraged and empty hearted
That's when a man needs a brother
When the burden is heavy, the load too much to bear
That's when a man needs a brother
When in despair, and needing someone to care
That's when a man needs a brother
When the strong arm on your shoulders make the tears flow free
That's when a man needs a brother


A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. She gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, "I suppose you will want some identification."