Hugging: The Perfect Care for What Ails You
No moveable parts
No batteries to wear out
No periodic checkups needed
Low energy consumption
High energy yield
Inflation-proof
No monthly payments
No insurance requirements
Theft-proof
Non-taxable
Non-polluting
And, of course, fully returnable!!
Hugging is healthy:
It relieves tension.
It combats depression.
It reduces stress.
It improves blood circulation.
It is invigorating.
It is rejuvenating.
It elevates self-esteem.
It generates goodwill.
It has no unpleasant side effects.
It is nothing less than a miracle drug.