I know many of you had a very busy, long, and food-filled weekend so please pay attention because I don't want to have to pepperspray anyone - AGAIN!

It's a drag to be back at work but try to smile anyway.  In fact, here is a tried and true method to help you do so all day:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/smiling-at-work-is-easy

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.