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Sunday greetings everyone!

It's been a very busy week here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. With the growing power of artificial intelligence, a lot of folks are using it for good — preemptively finding vulnerabilities in software so they can be patched before anyone gets hurt. Trouble is, plenty of folks are using AI for exactly the opposite, and this week I've been cleaning up after sites that got hit by holes humans never thought to look for in all these years — but AI did.

All things considered, it's a very interesting time to be alive.

Today's video share is a fun Dean Martin and Bob Newhart comedy skit — and the funniest bit isn't the script. It's watching the two of them try (and fail) to keep a straight face while doing everything they can to crack each other up.
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Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.

~ Pastor Tim

Fathering

A young man, baseball cap & t-shirt, lounging on a bed, phone in hand, other hand raised and an expression of disbelief. A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

One-Liner #2037

Close up of male hands on a steering wheel. My Grandpa reached 110 yesterday; that's the last time I get in the car with him driving.

Truly Stellar 🌠

A woman in a red dress pointing at us with a wink and a smile. My sister came second place in an astronomy competition. She won the constellation prize. She was over the moon!

Quote #2473

A black man in a blue dress shirt, finger on his chin, looking up and to his right, thinking. Questions marks cover the space behind him. “The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.”

- G.K. Chesterton

Pastors' Kids in Church

A image of a young boy, chin resting on the back of his hand and resting on a table with a sweet smile. The minister of a well-attended, strong, and enthusiastic church often showed himself ready and able to deal with any situation that might come up.

One Sunday, just as the minister was reaching the climax of his sermon, his own young son entered the church, ran to the center aisle, started making loud beeps and brrrmms like a car without a muffler, then zoomed right toward him.

The minister stopped his sermon, pointed directly at his son, and commanded, "Jimmy, park the car immediately beside your mother on that bench (pointing), turn off the ignition, and hand her the keys."

The sermon continued undisturbed after a good laugh by the congregation.

‍Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

R‍ev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .

Why Are Flies So Attracted to My Nose?

Close up of a fly on a blue ridged surface. Throughout my life, I have dealt with many "pesky" things that provoke the dickens out of me. I sure do miss those "dickens.” When I think I've got one pesky thing under control, another comes along.

I've had so many "pesky" things, but I'm still not a master in that area.

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