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Sunday greetings everyone!
I am happy to report that as 2026 begins, I currently have 10 emails in my inbox, 7 of which can be taken care of quickly. I have been working hard to catch up on my emails and I will admit that part of what has been motivating me is that I will be speaking at a conference in April. The topic I am presenting is "The Gift of a Zero Inbox" so I better be practicing it before I preach it!
Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.
~ Pastor Tim
Lariat Training
More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance.
"This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows."
"I see," said Bob, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"
One-Liner #1989
I made my wife's dreams come true and we got married in a castle - but you wouldn't have known it from the look on her face as we were bouncing around.
A Timeless Joke 🕰️
I went into a Timex shop to buy a battery.
The owner asked, "Is it for a clock?"
I answered, "I don't know. That's why I need the battery."
Quote #2425
"Forgive yourself for not knowing earlier what only time could teach."
- Maya Angelou
Adversity's Blast
And ye, who have met with Adversity's blast,
And been bow'd to the earth by its fury;
To whom the Twelve Months, that have recently pass'd
Were as harsh as a prejudiced jury -
Still, fill to the Future! and join in our chime,
The regrets of remembrance to cozen,
And having obtained a New Trial of Time,
Shout in hopes of a kindlier dozen.
- Thomas Hood
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
Another Christmas Down the Chimney
If I have counted correctly, this is my 74th Christmas. Believe me, I do not remember all of them. The only thing is how much money I spent on all of those Christmases.
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