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Sunday greetings everyone!

We received another good 24 hours of rain at Cybersalt World Headquarters. It has really helped with a couple of wildfires a couple of hours away from us.

Today's video share is another one of a choir I have recently been enjoying and blessed by. The song they are singing is, "I have seen the glory of the Lord."
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Enjoy the rest of today's Digest. 

~ Pastor Tim 

1.  "Duuuuuude!  Bummer!"

2.  "In layman's term, we call that the 'Hindenburg Effect.'"

3.  "Your problem can be fixed, but you're going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."

4.  "Press 1 for Support.  Press 2 if you're with '60 Minutes.' Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

5.  "Hold on a second, please ...  Mom!  Timmy is hitting me!!!"

My phone has this cool app that shows me what I look like as an old person - it's called ... a camera.

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna1

Anna2

"Your journey is not the same as mine, and my journey is not yours, but if you meet me on a certain path, may we encourage each other."

- Unknown

Ending his sermon, a preacher announced that he would preach on Noah and the Ark on the following Sunday, and gave the scriptural reference for the congregation to read ahead of time.

A couple of boys noticed something interesting about the placement of the story in the Bible. They slipped into the church and glued two pages of the pulpit Bible together.

The next Sunday, the preacher got up to read his text. "Noah took unto himself a wife," he began, "and she was" - he turned the page to continue - "three hundred cubits long, fifty wide and thirty high."

He paused, scratched his head, turned the page back, read it silently, and turned the page again. Then he looked up at his congregation and said, "I've been reading this old Bible for near fifty years, but I have never read that before!"

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

Last week The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage had another one of her girl days with our daughter and granddaughter.

Don’t let this get around, but it is one of my favorite days of the year, including my birthday. It’s a day on which I can do what I want to do. That doesn’t come often; when it does, I cherish it and celebrate with an Apple Fritter or two…

Of course, I had some work to do in my office, so I was rather happy to be alone for the day. Nothing is more important to me than getting my work done.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.