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Sunday greetings, everyone!

Our PVR recently packed it in so I took it for a walk today - to the post office. The cable company had already mailed us a new one and they wanted the old one back. So exorcising my house of the pvr also gave me some exercise (on a day so beautiful that none in the rest of wintery Canada wants me to describe!)

Today's video share is one that may answer some things you didn't even know you were puzzled about!
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~ Pastor Tim 

Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven.

They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ...

LOOK, HE'S MOVING!"

When you think about it, it's the worst possible place for her to sell seashells.

"Be a Billionaire!"

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Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

Dustin Hoffman was attending a theater performance of "Messiah."

When the conductor fell ill, the organizers, recognizing Hoffman's talent, asked if he could step in.

With a confident smile, he replied, "I think I can Handel that."

- El Perro Ralf

Sometimes bad things happen to make the good things even sweeter.

- Unknown

I've never made a fortune,
and it's probably too late now;
But I don't worry about that much,
I'm happy anyhow.

And as I go along life's way,
I'm reaping better than I sowed;
I'm drinking from my saucer,
'Cause my cup has overflowed.

Haven't got a lot of riches,
and sometimes the going's tough;
But I've got loving ones all around me,
and that makes me rich enough.

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I thank God for his blessings,
and the mercies He's bestowed;
I'm drinking from my saucer,
'Cause my cup has overflowed.

I remember times when things went wrong,
My faith wore somewhat thin;
But all at once the dark clouds broke,
and the sun peeped through again.

So Lord, help me not to gripe
about the tough rows I have hoed;
I'm drinking from my saucer,
'Cause my cup has overflowed.

If God gives me strength and courage
When the way grows steep and rough,
I'll not ask for other blessings,
I'm already blessed enough.

And may I never be too busy,
to help others bear their loads;
Then I'll keep drinking from my saucer,
'Cause my cup has overflowed.

- John Paul Moore

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

It’s hard to believe another year has already started. How many of these new years can a person have without going crazy?

That’s my explanation to The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage about why I am crazy. She believes I am crazy, but she doesn’t accept my reason for thinking I’m crazy.

The past year was rather challenging. I had some health issues, not too serious, but aggravating all the same. I’ve seen my doctor more than my wife this past year. Believe me, I’m not too excited in seeing my doctor. He must be related to Dracula because he always wants my blood.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.