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Sunday greetings, everyone!

change to color tvWe are enjoying a wonderful burst of warm weather at Cybersalt World Headquarters! It was one of those post-winter days when you remember that the weather can be really warm sometimes

Today's video share is one the I feel like I may have share before. Not everything in my memory is black and white! I hope you will enjoy (or enjoy again) this reminder of a big advancement in technology.
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Enjoy the rest of today's digest!

~ Pastor Tim 



First Grade Proverbs

class2A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs.  She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and asked them to write the rest.

As You Shall Make Your Bed So Shall You...  Mess It Up.

Better Be Safe Than...  Punch A 5th Grader.

Strike While The...  Bug Is Close.

It's Always Darkest Before...  Daylight Savings Time.

Never Under Estimate the Power of...  Termites.

You Can Lead a Horse to Water But..  How?

Don't Bite the Hand that...  Looks Dirty.

No News is...  Impossible.

A Miss Is As Good As a...  Mr.

You Can't Teach an Old Dog New...  Math.

If You Lie Down With the Dogs, You'll...  Stink in the Morning.

Love All, Trust..  Me

The Pen is Mightier Than the...  Pigs.

An Idle Mind is...  The Best Way to Relax.

Where There's Smoke, There's...  Pollution.

Happy the Bride Who...  Gets All the Presents!

A Penny Saved is...  Not Much.

Two's Company, Three's...  The Musketeers.

Don't Put Off Tomorrow What...  You Put On To Go To Bed.

Laugh and the Whole World Laughs With You, Cry and...  You Have to Blow Your Nose.

None are so Blind as...  Helen Keller.

Children Should Be Seen and Not...  Spanked or Grounded.

If At First You Don't Succeed...  Get New Batteries.

You Get Out of Something What You...  See Pictured on the Box.

When the Blind Leadeth the Blind...  Get Out of the Way.

There is No Fool Like...  Aunt Eddie.



One-liner #1817

leprechaun aiThe leprechauns made me do it.



"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

Be A Billionaire!


St. Paddy's Day Pun

man laughIrish puns are the most O'ffensive.



Quote #2252

Irish landscape"May your heart be light and happy, may your smile be big and wide, and may your pockets always have a coin inside."

- Irish Proverb



End of Life, Judgement, Appearing Before God

elevatorA little boy was riding the elevator at a breathtaking speed to the 40th floor of a skyscraper.

With eyes as big as saucers he asked his father, "Daddy, does God know we're coming?"


Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

Who Doesn’t Like Baloney?

sandwichWhen I was young, my favorite sandwich was the baloney sandwich. Sometimes, with cheese and other things, but most importantly, baloney. I can’t imagine what my childhood would have been like without those bologna sandwiches. Until I went to school, I thought my mother had invented the baloney sandwich.

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