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I have sprained my ankle and it's super painful, though I did have some nice relief last night when I was sitting at the desk working and my foot went numb. No worries - the feeling came back after I got up and moved about.
Today's video share may make you want to check your drawers!
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~ Pastor Tim
Job Search Woe
Catherine, a RN, was unhappy with her job, so she submitted her resignation. She was sure she'd have no trouble finding a new position, because of the nursing shortage in her area.
She e-mailed cover letters to dozens of potential employers and attached her resume to each one. Two weeks later, Catherine was dismayed and bewildered that she had not received even one request for an interview.
Finally she received a message from a prospective employer that explained the reason she hadn't heard from anyone else.
It read: "Your resume was not attached as stated. I do, however, want to thank you for the vegetable lasagna recipe."
One-Liner #1803
Swedish astronomer Anders Celsius died in 1744 aged 43 though his rival Fahrenheit was convinced he was 109.
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Birth Registration
George goes to the Birth Registration Office to register his newborn son. The woman behind the counter asks the name he wants to give to the boy, and the father replies: "Euro."
The woman says that such a name is not acceptable, because it's a currency.
Says George: "What? There weren't any objections when I called my first two sons Mark and Frank."
Quote #2238
Said the horse, "You can lead a human to knowledge, but you can't make it think."
Credit, Stewardship, Financial Responsibility
I got some bad news today: You know the money you get from those ATM machines?
It comes from YOUR account!
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.