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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Sometimes the trip to the airport is exciting and other times it is sad. This week's trip was a sad one as we said bye to our eldest daughter and her son after a great week-long visit.
It has been 27 years since I moved out west, far away from my side of the family, and it didn't take long to learn to be thankful family visits had happened instead of being overwhelmed that they were over. Gratefulness might not cure all of our emotions, but it goes a long way to settling many of them down.
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~ Pastor Tim
Goober Ring
Passing an office building late one night, a Goober saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman."
She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs.
The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally made his way through the revolving door.
"Well," he snarled at the Goober, "what do you want?"
"I just wanted to know why you can't ring it for yourself."
One-Liner #1784
Due to inflation you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Buffalo Pun
What did the mama buffalo say to the son buffalo when he went off to college?
"Bison."
Quote #2219
"Accept that life produces more relationships than you can nurture, [and] activities than you can keep up with."
- Dr. Henry Cloud
Parenting, Children, Sacrifice
Two kids are talking to each other.
One says, "I'm really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I'm worried sick!"
The other kid says, "What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you've got it made!"
The first kid says, "What if they try to escape?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
