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Sunday greetings, everyone!

My last official haircut was 2 weeks ago. I only mention that as a segue to tell you that I modified my haircut last night getting ready to cook supper. It has been years since we had a dog, but apparently the gas barbecue is more than able to go "WOOF" when lighting it a "Macgyvered" way now that the "spark button thingy" no longer works. 

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

~ Pastor Tim 

Linda: "What's that you're reading?"

Jill: "A diary."

Linda: What's in it?

Jill: "I can't tell you that. A diary is a highly personal and confidential affair. It has important secret dreams and secret yearnings. It's private. It's not meant to be shared lightly with other people. And besides, this diary belongs to Margaret."

Dogs prepare you for babies; cats prepare you for teenagers.

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Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

Morris has a business appointment, and he arrives a little early. The receptionist points to a comfortable easy chair, and asks him to be seated for a short while.

Morris settles down, picks up a glossy magazine from the glass-topped table, opens it, and tries to read. However, he finds that he cannot concentrate because he is distracted due to a rumpus coming from behind one of the doors leading off the reception area.

Morris goes over to the receptionist and asks, "What's going on in there?"

She replies, "It's a partners' meeting."

"But why are they shouting at each other?" Morris asks.

"It's the usual battle of wits," she replies.

Morris asks, "Who is in there?" and she answers:

"Horowits, Lebowits, Rabinowits and Abramowits."

You can't change the people around you, but you can change the people around you.

- unknown

Whenever I'm disappointed with my spot in life, I stop and think about little Jamie Scott.

Jamie was trying out for a part in a school play. His mother told me that he'd set his heart on being in it, though she feared he would not be chosen.

On the day the parts were awarded, I went with her to collect him after school.

Jamie rushed up to her, eyes shining with pride and excitement.

"Guess what Mom," he shouted, and then said those words that will remain a lesson to me: "I've been chosen to clap and cheer."

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Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

The one place in our humble residence I would prefer to avoid, especially in the morning, is my bathroom. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has her bathroom, and I have mine.

I make visiting my bathroom in the morning as quick as possible. As I walk into my bathroom, on the right side is that awful and terrible thing called the mirror. Whenever I look into it, some old man looks back at me and then smiles.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.