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Sunday greetings, everyone!
Here's to the beginning of a new week. Last week had its business challenges here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, but God was faithful (no surprise there!) to His promise to give wisdom to those who ask for it!
Today's video share is about the world's largest model railroad. If you like trains these 37 miles may give you at least 37 smiles!
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
~ Pastor Tim
Cat Joke
A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog is dead.
The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion. The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dogs body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meows. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks your dog is dead too."
The man, finally resigned to the fate of his dog, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes. The vet answer, "$350."
"$350 to tell me my dog is dead?!" exclaims the man.
"Well," the vet replies, "I would have only charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $300 was for the cat scan."
One-Liner #1757
Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into ... Why are you even in the kitchen right now?
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Art Pun
An artist decided to buy a new easel.
He wasn't too sure what type to get.
At the art shop they offered him two, a big one and a small one.
He pondered for a while and finally decided on the lesser of two easels.
Quote #2192
Socrates: to do is to be
Plato: to be is to do
Scooby: do be do
False Prophets
A lady came to a famous poet and handed him a piece of paper, explaining, "The Lord has given me this poem."
The poet scanned the appalling doggerel she had written, then wadded it up and threw it into the trash with the reply,
"The Lord has given; the Lord has taken away. Blessed be the name of the Lord."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
Learning What “Me-Time” is All About
Several months ago, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage said she and her daughter and granddaughter were going to St. Augustine for a week and wondered if I wanted to go along.
I said, “Let me think about it for a while, and I’ll get back to you.”
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