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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Well, it looks like even though I have been sending out the Digest the last couple of weeks, but it has not been going out because I accidentally turned off the CRON job which does the actual sending from the system. The good news is that even though Grandma Cybersalt and I are away on our third trip in as many months, we can send the ones I sent that did not send while we are away instead of not sending the Digest!

This picture is of Grandma Cybersalt and me after a day of galivanting around in Banff (our previous to current trip.) If I have done it correctly, the picture should enlarge if clicked on it.

Today's video share is as amazing as the title: "Paralyzed man walks after bluetooth connects his brain and spine."
Click here to watch the video.

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

In an upscale pet-supply store, a customer wanted to buy a yellow sweater for her dog.

The clerk suggested that she bring her dog in for a proper fit.

"I can't do that!" the lady said. "The sweater is going to be a surprise!"

I know it's time to clean out my purse when my car assumes it's a second passenger who is not wearing their seatbelt.

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

I was standing in line at the bank when there was a commotion at the counter. A woman was distressed, exclaiming, "Where will I put my money?! I have all my money and my mortgage here!! What will happen to my mortgage?!"

It turned out that she had misunderstood a small sign on the counter. The sign read, WE WILL BE CLOSED FOR GOOD FRIDAY.

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."

- Thomas Edison

It was the beginning of term at a primary school in Brooklyn. The teacher asked the children their names one at a time, and for each to spell their name out loud. When she came to a young boy and asked his name.....

"Ravashanka Vankatarataam Bannerjee," he replied.

"How do you spell that?" asked the teacher.

"My mother helps me." said the little boy.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

Nothing calms me down more than a mystery when I have a busy week.

The other afternoon I got caught up and faced some rather stressful situations. The remedy to all of this would be to watch one of those mystery movies.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.