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Sunday greetings, everyone!

the audience choirIt's not my goal to permanently turn the news into recurring organ recital about my health, but I must admit that when I am sick I don't feel very creative in my writing. So for fun, I invite you to write a limerick, haiku, or short poem that has these 3 terms (related to my doctor's latest considered diagnosis): diverticulitis, CT scan, and antibiotics. If you reply to this email, I should receive your artistic creation!

Today's video share is about another artistic collaboration with a crowd of people: The Audience Choir.
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

~ Pastor Tim 



Plane Pontoons

floatplaneTiring of the inconvenience of the drive from airport to country cottage, a man equipped his small plane with pontoons so he could land on the lake directly in front of his cottage.

On his next trip, he made his approach down the airport runway as usual. Alarmed, his wife cried out, "Are you crazy? You can't land this plane here without wheels!"

The startled husband abruptly yanked the nose up, narrowly averting certain disaster. Continuing, he landed the plane on the lake without mishap. As he sat there, visibly shaken he said to his wife, "I don't know what got into me. That's the stupidest thing I've ever done in my life!"

And with that, he opened the door and stepped out, falling into the water.



One-Liner #1730

man dirtThe man who moves mountains begins by carrying away small stones.



"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

Be A Billionaire!


Another Atomic Pun

atomA neutron goes into a bar. The bartender looks him over and says,

"Hey, for you: No charge!"



Quote #2166

woman 9"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts."

- Winston Churchill



Miracles

pool kiddieA mother was watching her four year-old son playing outside in a small plastic pool half-filled with water. He was happily walking back and forth across the pool, making big splashes.

Suddenly, the little boy stopped, stepped out of the pool, and began to scoop water out of the pool with a pail.

"Why are you pouring the water out, dear?" asked the mother.

"Because my teacher said Jesus walked on water, and this water doesn't work," he replied.


Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

To Ask or Not Ask Is No Option

askYou would think I would have learned all I needed to learn at my age. However, each day I learn something I did not know the day before. So much of my new learning is still connected to being married to The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage.

I know, for example, that she is not soliciting information when she asks a question. So many times, I forget and walk into that trap.

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