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For years there has been much concern about the health of super models who face constant pressure to lose pounds and stay skinny for showing the latest fashions as they walk the runway. Today's video share is about a runway that has a daily weight gain problem and the pressure to make it shed those extra pounds!
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~ Pastor Tim

Old Sam Johnson goes to his doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body. After a thorough examination, the doctor gives him a clean bill of health.

"Sam, you're in excellent shape for an 85 year old man. But I'm not a magician - I can't make you any younger", says the doctor.

"Who asked you to make me younger, already?" says Sam. "You just make sure I get older!"

If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I'd have $6.30 right now.

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Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

I asked my mailman why my letters were all wet.

He said, "Postage dew."

"To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it."

- G. K. Chesterton

Rachel asked her mom for a dollar to give to a little old lady in the park. Kathy, impressed by her daughter's kindness, gave her the dollar.

"There you are Rachel," said Kathy. "But, tell me, isn't the little lady able to work any more?"

"She sells candy" was Rachel's reply.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

Unlike most people, I love my imperfections; those imperfections of mine do not cause me much trouble.

I know most people like to focus on their perfections so that they can impress other people. But what about people like me who have no perfections to boast about? If I had one perfection, I would spend all my time talking about that. And, that would become rather boring in no time.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.