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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
I have a question for you that probably sounds like something your mother once asked you, "If 244 people jumped off a bridge would you jump too?" In today's video share you will see that at least one person would.
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Lawnyer
When my mother was called for jury duty, she felt confident of her ability to answer the questions asked of prospective jurors.
As a young attorney, I had filled her in on what to expect.
Asked about the occupations of family members, Mom answered, "My son is a lawyer."
As a follow-up, she was asked if she had ever used the services of an attorney.
"Only to mow my lawn."
One-Liner #1723
Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Weather Attack
It rained so hard here last night our whole town flooded.
The entire city was taken by storm.
Quote #2159
"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are."
- Will Ferrell
Marriage License
Wanting to be married, a couple came to the county courthouse in Virginia where I work. But they accidentally walked up to the offices where hunting licenses are sold.
"We're from out of state," said the prospective groom. "Can we get a license?"
The clerk replied, "No, but I can give you a three-day permit."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
Who’s Really in Charge?
Living in the country, our family did not have a television in our home. Unfortunately, most people in our neighborhood did not have a television. That was just normal.
Somehow we managed to entertain ourselves without TV, and of course, we did not have the Internet then. How we got along without Facebook and cell phones is more than I can remember.
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