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Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to September!

One of my web clients is a gentleman who is running for city council a few cities over from where I live. He launched his campaign at an outdoor park the other day and a videographer my company uses (Sunny Gill) and I went to film the event. While Sunny had his own cameras, I brought my Canon 70d along so we would have some footage from yet another angle.

After I thought I had my camera all dialed in and set up on my tripod, Sunny came over, pushed a few buttons, gave a dial a spin and then checked the screen to make sure all was as he wanted to match his own cameras. I could not believe how much better the shot looked. I exclaimed, "How did you do that? I've never seen my camera look that good."

I guess I need to ask Sunny for help more often - and hire him to give me some classes too!

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

An extremely wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal.

"Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm 45?" he asked a friend.

"Your chances are better," said the friend, "if you tell her you're 90."

"Crime in multi-storey car parks - that is wrong on so many different levels."

- Tim Vine

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

Joseph Stalin's grave is a Communist plot.

"One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries."

- A. A. Milne

A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a wealthy friend. Following the happy outcome of the case, the friend and client called on the lawyer, expressed his appreciation of his work and handed him a handsome Moroccan leather wallet.

The lawyer looked at the wallet in astonishment and handed it back with a sharp reminder that a wallet could not possibly compensate him for his services.

"My fee for that work, " acidly snapped the attorney, "is five hundred dollars."

The client opened the wallet, removed a one-thousand dollar bill, replaced it with a five-hundred dollar bill and handed it back to the lawyer with a smile.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.