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Issue #4723

Cybersalt News

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! 

The end of March Break has brought a fun visit with a friend and his 2 kids for a couple of days - so that news will keep today's news brief.

That said, are you feeling really tired today? If so, it is probably because you are finishing a 31 day March today!

Today's video share is a fun look back at the browsers we have used in the past to view the internet. It sure brings back memories for me!
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Here is the rest of today's mailing.

~ Pastor Tim

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him.

"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said.  "I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!"

"Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?!" the manager asked.

"That's the one!"

"That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get rid of that monstrosity!  That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had!  But tell me, why is your hand bandaged?"

"Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his seeing-eye dog bit me."

You don't realize how old you are until you get down on the floor and then try to get back up.

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."

"Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have it, you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known."

- Garrison Keillor

Boss: You got your hair cut on company time?!

Susie: It grew on company time.

Boss: Not all that hair!

Susie: I didn't get it all cut.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.