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Oh Look, Chicken Thursday!
Remember that this coming weekend is when many of us will change our clocks to Daylight Savings. It's good timing because many of us are wondering what the future holds and now we can find out 60 minutes earlier. [Spoiler alert: God has already won!]
Today's video share is a look down under at the amazing world of ants.
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Minibike
A young man drove his mini-bike in to a gas station and dismounted.
"I'll need about a pint of gas," he said to the attendant, "and a few ounces of oil for the motor."
"Certainly sir," the attendant said, "And would you also like me to cough into your tires?"
One-Liner #1640
"My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it."
- Buddy Hackett
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Fashion Greeting
Frank hadn't been to a class reunion in decades. When he walked into this latest one, he thought he recognized a woman over in the corner, so he approached her and extended his hand in greeting, saying, "You look like Helen Brown."
"Well," the woman snapped back, "you don't look so great in blue, either!"
Quote #2077
"You're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think."
- Winnie the Pooh
Vice Principal Review
At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his high-school alma mater. One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.
"I sure was!" answered the host. "He was the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?"
"Well, not then," replied the guest. "But my mother married him last Saturday."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
The Nightmare After Christmas
Technically, Christmas is over... all over our living room floor, that is. Piles of wrapping paper in this corner and empty boxes in that corner and colorful ribbons from here to there, all evidence that Christmas must have been a success this year.
I was reclining in my chair, sipping a nice cup of hot chocolate while the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage was cleaning up the kitchen. Both of us in our own little world were reveling over the past Christmas holiday. For us it is such a nice time of the year when families get together and just enjoy the season.
My wife and I have come through a variety of phases when it comes to Christmas.
Phase one; we spent our first Christmas in our own little apartment. Married only six months all we had was each other. I must confess this was the cheapest Christmas we ever had. All I had to do was buy one Christmas present for my new bride.
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